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On the plus side, at least Nidia got free implants out of the deal.

I'm not sure of the guy's name, but this rapper had a ongoing skit on his album about going to "Hip Hop College". His white roommate was hysterical. "Yeah, I got Freestyling 101 at 10" etc. etc. etc. EDIT: I've just been informed the guy's name was Masta Ace.

Bring back Raven, Kanyon and Perry Saturn.

You take that back damn it, take it back right now!

LL Cool Jay, Method Man, Ice Cube, Busta Rhymes, B-Real? Okay, I understand LL Cool J, but you don't know what you're talking about here. Well, Meth lost respect from me when he attempted that ridiculous "Red and Meth" show. Busta Rhymes lost respect from me when he did a fuckin Sprite commercial. B-Real? I dunno. Don't care enough to have respect either way. But Cube? Cube can do whatever he wants and he will always be a god.

Sweet, I didn't know I was "ethnic".

I've never realized what a fuckin moron this guy is until today, and it's only 15 minutes into the show. "Kerry should just declare himself the winner just like Bush did". God, what a sore loser.

I can't wait to listen to Stern this morning.

I enjoyed the hell outta Rockers/Towers.

Anyone who gets offended by anything done in pro wrestling is a fuckin weiner.

Larry King is so old, when God said "Let there be light", King threw the switch. He's so old, he used to ride chariots to high school. That's all I got, my illness has now progressed to include an earache.

Hey, thanks for noticing buddy!

He's either gotta get home to his 9th wife or change his Depends.

You'd be surprised how many Native Americans they can get to vote. -=Mike Geronimo Sitting Bull Chief Joseph The Last Mohican Crazy Horse Don't forget Crazytalk Tatanka and Chief Jay Strongbow too. Also, those guys who Kronic demolished on that WWA PPV.

Kerry's headquarters looks like a Thunder taping.

Could there be a bigger waste of time then complaining about the division between the two major parties? I mean it's only been going on, what, since the beginning of this country? Fuck this, I am registering as a Whig.

Oh c'mon, most Democrats can't fight.

I'm getting ready to run the February 2000 scenario as WCW, as the Radicals just left for the WWF.

You had faith left? You're a stronger man than I.

Deniro took himself off of that list with "Analyze That" and "Rocky and Bullwinkle".

People love to point out that Pac is not wearing his bulletproof vest there, something he never went out without.

I'm in the minority here...........I loved the first "Makaveli" album.

Anyone who was on the "Space Jam" soundtrack gets absolutely no respect from me. Although, "12 Play" is the greatest get ass CD ever created.

The fact is, mine keeps going up and down. Some days I am fine, others ridiculously congested. Today I am coughing my ass off, like something needs to come up, but nothing does. I am about to pull the old supermodel trick to see if it clears me up at all. 6 A.M. UPDATE I now have a debilitating earache to add to my list of woes.

Too bad it didn't roll over and crush him after that picture was taken.