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Eh, I didn't go out. For some reason, being in the shower caused a totaly relapse, and now I can add vomiting and vicious headaches to my list of complaints. Ugh.

So says that guy with four times as many posts as me and nearly 3 posts a day. Yes, I'm the one wasting time... And to Vitamin - If you need some, I'll send you a couple of bands. Hey I was unemployed for a while, gimme a break. And this illness isn't helping. Eh fuck it, I lost, lol. But still, wasting time on the internet, you can at least learn something. Maybe. Once in a blue moon. What is the goddamned point of a rubber band ball?

I was going to go as Jim Morrison, but I was too lazy to go out and get a wig or grow the beard. I was going to go as Axl Rose, but I was too lazy to find a Charles Manson shirt or get a wig. Now I am just going to go as "Rock Star", complete with torn jeans, flannel, and bandanna under my hat. The trouble is, I dress like that all the time now. Maybe I'll add in some sunglasses for extra flavor.

I guarantee you most of us could take better slams then these wankers.

So, since it is all drinking's fault, going out for a few beers with the guys can't possibly do any more harm right? The damage is already done............. I'm an idiot.

I've had blood when I've had really bad colds, yeah. I always attributed it to all the drinking I do, or the smoking that I used to.

Stop having unprotected sex. Or smoking. Or both.

Time will tell on that one. Besides, is there any reason for a 23 year old to ever have blood in their phlegm? Alright, maybe alcoholism.

I've actually heard slight rumblings that it is Austin.

You may have just passed a whole new level of patheticness. I congratulate you. If you're in search of a new hobby, try masturbating.

Wait, so brown doesn't mean death, but green is what I should watch out for? I'm telling you...........it's the superflu. And now I am scheduled to return to work Saturday so I can infect many many others.

Nah that's not true. One time, after paying for several lap dances, I ended up going home with the stripper. She gave me great head as foreplay, and we fucked all night until we were unconcious. Then in the morning, she cooked me the most amazing breakfast I have ever had................... Nah, that never happened................

Yeah but antibiotics gotta be better then this ineffective Sudafed horseshit. The only thing stopping me from going right now is the fact that there is nothing I hate worse then waiting in the goddamn Emergency room.

Will it clear out the filth that is now crowding my lungs? If my breathing starts to sound any worse, fuck this, I am going to the hospital.

Nah, it's not green. It's brown. Not that that is any better.

But, but.............Michael Moore said so! Surely you're not suggesting he was lying?

C'mon, stop messing with the poor guy and name some good stuff.

Foley is already in the area for Ring Of Honor though...............I dunno, maybe you're right. It remains to be seen if it will happen at all.

That old drunk Babe Ruth would be proud of the rioting.

This really isn't as big a deal as I thought it would be. I rooted for them of course, but it's like BigSwigg said. I am so used to them losing, I have no idea how to react. And I'm from Philly too, so maybe it just isn't as affective.

I blame it on Weilland's ridiculous pseudo androgeny. Put a shirt on Weilland, and stop with the weird attempt at chick dancing.

But giving the finger is now a sign of friendship. Just ask Steve Austin.

"That's hot!"-Nicole Ritchie

This had two things very wrong with it. 1. Foreign language. That's always a no no. 2. A lawnmover flying around............and yet no one gets hurts. JAXL'S RATING: -***

Jesus, Hogan looks like a fuckin tool there.