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Cause Offspring has always been known for their lyrical brilliance. "You can do it! Until the break of dawn Life, Life, Cannot go by the letter Time, Time, Prozac can make it better Noise, Noise, any kind will do Can you feel it slip away, well it's all on you Hey! Crime, crime, rockin like Janet Reno Time, Time, 18 and life in Chino Freud, Freud, all alone it true Well you see the coming day catches up to you, yeah CHORUS: Knock down the walls It's alive in you Knock down the place You're alone it's true Knock down the walls It's alive in you You're gonna keep your head up through it all You're gonna bust out on it Original Prankster Break out, yeah Original, yeah Bust out on it Original Prankster You'll never stop now, stop now, that's what the main man say You can do it! You know it smells like shit, goddamn Tag team, the double header Son of Sam, fire always makes it better Navigate, with style and aplomb Cause wherever you are at that's the trip you on! Hey! Hey! Lies, lies, says he down in the Bahamas Tries, tries, bangin little hoochy mammas No way, none of this is true Well you see the coming day when the joke's on you, yeah Hey! CHORUS Hey! You can do it! Time, time, so good to see ya Nein, nein, don't wanna be ya Dime, dime, so good to see ya Nein, nein, don't wanna be ya Crime, crime, fine sensimilla Crime, crime, fine sensimilla Crime, crime, fine sensimilla When you see the coming day catches up to you, yeah CHORUS You'll never stop now, stop now, stop now, stop now, that's what the main man say" Man I fuckin hate them.

In other news, Axl Rose went shopping today.............. Axl loves to shop!

The Warrior should've debated Foley. He's ridiculously right wing.

Didn't Sting and Luger have a similar situation where Stinger snitched on Lexy after he found God? Anyway, Shaq should sue the balls off of Kobe for defamation of character.

This will just mean more delays. Yawn............

Will Arnold have time to be the terminator and the governor? Warner Bros. is looking to start production on Terminator 4 early next year. At the time, Arnold Schwarzenegger will will still be working as the Governor of California. He may return, though in a very limited capacity. Early reports indicate that a new terminator model will be introduced. John Brancato and Michael Ferris have completed a draft of a script that was developed under the supervision of T3 director Jonathan Mostow. Mostow is expected to return to the director's chair, while it is unknown whether Nick Stahl and Clare Daines will return to their respective roles. Credit: Variety I hope Stahl returns, I thought he made a good John Connor.

I think Chief beat off in the shower. Does that count?

Apparently, in Wildwood, New Jersey, the last weekend of September is considered "Irish Weekend". Now, I am not even sure what this entails, except a lot of drunken Irish celebration. This year will be my first year attending, and with a plethora of bars and drunken underage girls, the question is, will I survive? Anyone ever been there who could let me know what I am in for?

I haven't seen it, but I have read he has looked good in the indies recently, specifically USAPRO. As for his mic skills, I thought they were pretty good in ECW, especially as a member of the Triple Threat. I'd watch Smackdown for him.

I know it's been asked before, but I am bored. Currently I manage part of a warehouse at a file management company. I am also a part time singer/songwriter, and since my old band recorded one of my songs, I may actually get paid for it for once.

Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

I dunno about that. UTSU, thanks for reason #8006 to never, ever have a daughter.

"I Know You Wanna Hit That" is even worse. "Self Esteem" is probably their best song.

The Doors "Break On Through", "Alabama Song", "Strange Days", "Crawling King Snake" Guns N Roses "Welcome To The Jungle", "Out Ta Get Me", "Right Next Door To Hell", "Shotgun Blues", "You Could Be Mine"

I can support that claim, I've heard people say similar things. "They haven't been good since VS" is another one. I'm sure they have made good songs, I believe in Eddie Vedder's talents. I've never said "They haven't been good since VS." but I have said "I haven't cared since VS."

I guess it didn't turn out to be overly spectacular. All the walking, especially in the sun, prevented me from getting big time hammered. Friday night we arrived around 10:30, and went out immediately. We must've hit about 6-7 different bars on our way to meeting our friend who had rented the room. He was at the last bar in North Wildwood, but it's name escapes me at the moment. He also managed to find the only fucking bar in town with a goddamn cover ($10) and the most expensive beers ($4). We hung out there until about 2:30, drinking and listening to music, then took the "drunk bus" home. There happened to be some Jets and Giants fans on there, and of course we verbally brutalized them, cause, well, we are dickhead Philly fans. There were the usual "E-A-G-L-E-S!" chants, as well as some other gems such as "SHAWN BRAD-LEY!" "GO PHILADELPHIA BULLDOGS!" and "SMOKE A BLUNT!" Saturday, we got up kind of early and went down to the Irish Festival almost immediately. Of course, we walked the whole boardwalk down there, which resulted in a little bit of sunburn to my arms and neck. After listening to some music, drinking maybe 2 or 3 beers, we had seen it all, and headed back to the room. We sat around from maybe 3-5 watching some college football, then attempted to play a 2 on 2 basketball game. We were all probably half drunk by that point, but we pulled off a couple nice games. After that, we all drank a bit more, watched the end card tourney scene in "Maverick" then showered and hit the town once again. I was sorely disappointed to find out that the karaoke bar I had sung in when I was down there in May was actually CLOSED! On a weekend when the town is full of Irish drunks, how do you close your bar? My one friend was in a place called the Shamrock, but he had went out later then us, and the other two started bitching about being tired. As they were retrieving the room key, I dropped in a corner bar and got myself a beer and wanted a shot of an Irish Whiskey, but apparently, my fellow drunks had completely dried this bar out. So I settled for some Jim Beam at the bartender's suggestion. Look, I am a whiskey guy and all, but jeez. I took the shot and made my first "Bitter Beer Face" since I was like 15. I convinced my one boy (Chief) to stick around for a bit, and he was delighted to find out that this bar had a special on 24 ounce cans of Miller Lite for $3. The can almost looked normal sized in his gigantic paw. There was also a special of $1.50 shots of Red Death, but they must have been ridiculously weakm cause there was little to no effect to either of us after 6 of em. A DJ showed up and ruined my good mood by playing crap after crap, not having any GNR or 2PAC, and by showing up right after I had picked 7 songs on the jukebox. We toughed it out though, played a little pool. Then Chief went over to play a pinball machine, and I managed to get hit on by one of the ugliest girls I have ever seen. I kept trying to bail but Chief kept giggling and insisting we stay. She tells me about this bar she might go to that has karaoke, and of course I have to go. She also drives like a maniac, and appears to be coked out of her gourd, but oh well. I do a pretty stellar version of "Love Me Two Times", then return to the original bar, in search of a girl who bartends there, and who was giving me the bedroom eyes. Of course, she is nowhere to be found. We get invited to a party with the aforementioned beast girl, and politely decline. Then it's a drunken walk to the boardwalk, and back to the room. And that's about all she wrote. We leave early the next morning, and make it home in time for the Eagles destruction of the Lions. The End.

Even longer................... And I wonder why everyone tells me I waste a lot of time doing nothing.

The following comes from Rockin' Rebel, who lets CZW use his Pennsylvania Promoters License It seems the rumors have already started to circumvent, therefore I am forced to make a statement regarding CZW and our promoter's license. CZW will no longer be using our license to promote any of their wrestling shows. This is mostly due to the events of this past weekend, the PA State Athletic Commission has received multiple complaints and have called us as the promoter to discuss them, which I may add is NOT a phone call anyone would want to receive! They also informed us that because of the nature of the complaints they must additionally file a report with the Philadelphia's District Attorney's office as the process states. Our decision is not because John and I have supposedly butted heads or have differences as some people have already heard. Plain and simple this is a result of CZW's own actions, at times they can be a liability and neither I or my wife wish to take that risk any longer or be a part of it. This was not an easy decision to make, we have tried for a very long time to make things work, we have had talks with John about certain concerns and have given CZW every opportunity to work with us. To close, we wish CZW all the best in their future and if everyone in the wrestling world can be an adult about this I'm sure it will be an easier transition for us all. Thank you. Rockin' Rebel aka Chuck Williams This statement was released after a parent complaining about a girl taking her top off during a Blackout segment, during the matinee CZW show, from this past Saturday. Seeing the event personally, it was nothing that a major promotion hasn't done in the past. WWE did the same stunt back on their "Fully Loaded" 1999 PPV. During CZW's show this past Saturday, a young woman took her top off, which had her breasts covered in paint, ala Sable. This is what led to the parent in the crowd complaining to the commission. CZW does have a back-up promoter lined up for their 10-9 show. This is just another hardship and incident CZW has had to face in their storied history. Hopefully, CZW will be able to fight this without losing the promotions identity. There is no word if this will affect Rebel's Army angles in CZW. From what is known, Rebel will let 3PW and ROH use his promoters license during their Philadelphia shows. Look for more news on this story as it becomes available. Sean "The MiC" McCaffrey [email protected] link

Ah, a free place to stay, and beer flowing like wine. How could I have never been there before?

From what I am hearing, they actually CLOSE off North Wildwood and let people drink in the streets. Uh huh. Street after street of drunken Irish people. I predict at least 6 buildings burn down, and I break my leg falling in someone's puke.

How long will it be till there are only 4 or 5 wrestlers left alive from Wrestlemania 6 and 7? R.I.P. Boss

That's when it's time to consider cutting back on the booze consderably. Don't you know? Stories like that are what makes guys COOL! Keep it up. Blackouts only lead to adventure.

Has anyone heard of "Opium Lettuce"? My friend makes his blunts half weed and half of that these days. It smells terrific and I'm not a smoker, but man, it did it's job the other night.

Nine different drugs present in his blood stream... Apparently Rick James died due to a heart attack, but he had nine different drugs present in his body, which included Valium and Vicodin. The toxicology report, "revealed the presence of the following drugs: Alprazolam (Xanax), Diazepam (Valium), Bupropion (Wellbutrin), Citalopram (Celexa), Hydrocodone (Vicodin), Digoxin, Chlorpheniramine, methamphetamine, and cocaine," the coroner's statement said. "None of the drugs or drug combinations were found to be at levels that were life threatening in and of themselves." "He didn't die of a drug overdose," coroner's spokesman David Campbell told The New York Times. The drugs could have contributed to James's enlarged heart, which led to his heart attack.

Harry Chapin sang "Cats In The Cradle".