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Season 1 was good because of Corey Feldman's constant whining and crying. Season 2 was good because of Ron Jeremy, that chick from the Real World being smashed most of the time, and Vanilla Ice being fuckin hilarious. What does 3 have to offer? Dave Coulier?

Nah, I've always enjoyed Styles, I just said that Daniels hadn't impressed me, like he was on autopilot for the smaller 3PW crowds or something. Last month in the Daniels/Styles/Matthews/Sabin match though, he did win me over.

BUY THE SHIRT!

Real World 4? Ordinary? Yeah cause that lameo from the band Neil, was the epitomy of ordinary guy. That season turned me off of the Real World for years btw.

I like the trampy broad who threatened to walk around naked.

How'd the shrooms treat ya? I did em once and felt so royally fucked while on them that I doubt I would do them again. The only time I ever tried them, I bugged out so much I even thought killing myself. And I got dumped that morning. Worst. Day. Ever. You had a lousy trip because you ate them when you were down about getting dumped. Hallucinogenics don't automatically make you happy. They make you more whatever you were to begin with. Yeah that's pretty much true. I started off depressed one time when I took Ecstasy, and attempted my only real suicide attempt ever. Dangerous stuff..........

Maybe someone finally realized how utterly fucking retarded it would be to not capitalize on Snuka Jr.'s name.

How'd the shrooms treat ya? I did em once and felt so royally fucked while on them that I doubt I would do them again.

My list 1. Clarence Worley (Christian Slater) "True Romance" 2. Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) "Fight Club" 3. Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer) "Tombstone" 4. Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) "Chasing Amy" 5. Derek Vinyard (Edward Norton Jr.) "American History X"

The lit end goes out.

"When I look into your eyes/I can see your love restrained/But darlin when I hold you/Don't you know I feel the same"---Guns N Roses "November Rain"

You can make up statistics to prove anything. 64% of America knows that.

Quitting came pretty easily to me. I just focused on running and getting into shape, and that kind of took my mind off it. Besides, for all you regular smokers, imagine how much money you'd save if you stopped.

Oh yeah? Well after hooking up with a hot 20 year old at my friend's house, telling my best friend "We're fuckin done, dude", and getting away with tripping over a curb in front of a cop.............I pissed myself on my friend's floor while I was asleep. Anyone else ever been that pathetic?

I'm not sure really. Maybe it's because I used to be a regular smoker, and only slip back into the habit when I am drunk. There are ceratin scenarios that demand a cigarette anyways. 1. Good song comes on the jukebox 2. "What the fuck is that girl doing with him?"

I don't consider it bragging. I talk about what I know. If I was bragging I'd start harping about how I "could so drink you under the table, pussy".

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You didn't seriously badmouth drinking earlier. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism. I don't know what I am doing tonight, other then trying to slip into some strange.

Chill out Bank, have a beer.

But I only drink 3 nights a week now. It's not like I am putting em down 24/7.

Somebody shit in Banky's cornflakes again.

"Before you slip into unconciousness I'd/Like to have another kiss"-The Doors "Crystal Ship"

Forget about Jager. I did shots of Soco and Lime, Red Death and Tullamore Dew instead. Needless to say, I was fucked this morning, as I decided to play cards after the bar closed, till about 3:00, and had to get up at 8.

Exercise has never helped anyone with anything.

6. R.P. McMurphy (Jack Nicholson) "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest 7. Ben Sanderson (Nicholas Cage) "Leaving Las Vegas"