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Don't attempt comedy anymore, please. That was comedy?

Nah, Rebel asked that I stay away from the entryway when she came out, and I complied.

Guns N Roses "Use Your Illusion I"

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Yeah I got in free, and I left to go to a party.

Whose face do you wish you could cave in? 1. Justin Guarini 2. Will Smith 3. Shawn Wayans

I have a much nicer ass then most broads.

Dude, mixing beer and wine is a good way to be incapable of leaving bed the next day.

Reason #1203 never to have a daughter.

I consider this a crime against humanity. I wish a Christopher Reeve-like accident for the talentless nerd. Lets take a trip down to Tampa JAxl. We'll get one of those old style station wagons with the thick, heavy frame, and then pick up some booze. You find out where he is and I'll get drunk and run the station wagon into him. I'll kill the both of you if you do that. Doing that will make the stupid kid a legend. You'll have MTV, Disney and the media saying crap like "He was a child with talent who was on his way to great success in adulthood." Just suffer and wait for the star to burn out. We'll also murder a homosexual prostitute and place it next to him along with a bag of heroin afterwards. That will kill any praise those stations might have given him. Do we have to murder the homosexual prostitute right away?

I do a coke that is low carb and helps you lose weight

Haha, and yet I am at a "party" right now, that consists of three other dudes, and I am on here. Oh yeah, I am a pussy magnet.

1. FrigidSoul 2. JSYK 3. Use Your Illusion

Loder: How much stuff have you got for this new album? You've been working on this for a long time. Is there just tons of material? Rose: We've been working on, I don't know, 70 songs. Loder: Oh! Rose: The record will be about, anywhere from 16 to 18 songs, but we recorded at least two albums' worth of material that is solidly recorded. But we are working on a lot more songs than that at the same time... in that way, what we're doing is exploring so, you know, you get a good idea, you save it, and then maybe you come back to it later, or maybe you get a good idea and you go, "That's really cool, but that's not what we're looking for. Okay, let's try something new." You know, basically taking the advance money for the record and actually spending it on the record. Loder: [Laughs] Not always the case, obviously. Rose: No, and I don't want to be in a situation again where I have to depend on other people and have... start all over. So we have material that we think is too advanced for old Guns fans to hear right now and they would completely hate, because we were exploring the use of computers... everybody really playing their ass off and combining that, but trying to push the envelope a bit. It's like, "Hmm, I have to push the envelope a little too far. We'll wait on that." So we got a list of things.

Since 2001, Dizzy, Tommy, and Richard Fortus have all claimed it would be released "soon", "in the next few months", "before the end of the year", etc. The only person who knows is Axl. The original drummer for the "New" GNR, Josh Freese (Vandals, Perfect Circle) had his drum parts finished in like the year 2000. And now Slash claims that Axl only has vocals down for two or three songs. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I give up on that album.

I definitely agree with Marney, but I don't see it happening. Our country is completely pussified, and wouldn't stand for the loss of "innocent" lives if we bombed the fuck outta these jobbers.

No summer vacation? Where'd you get the job, Russia?

I completely agree.

Thanks a lot Zack. I just threw up.

I figured he would've done it by now. But, I guess he will just start up a new company.

She definitely looks like she could fuck the brains out of somebody.

I'd be trying to fuck Magdelene. I hear she's a tramp.

All those dykes really need is some serious deep dicking.

If you kill these guys, someone else will just start doing it. There is no way to win.

Eh. 4 ounces of beer isn't enough to get me out of this chair.