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Yeah cause hunting through the classifieds isn't really doing me any wonders.

Yeah, I'm an idiot, I can admit that, but I don't watch any other wrestling anymore, and it's a good way to relax on the weekend with your boys. Nah, no angle will take place because I talked about it on here before it could take place.

I'll go one better. What would it be like to use all 100% of your brain rather then the standard 7-10%?

Desperate times call for desperate measures, lol, but thanks for the heads up.

Better then being a suckdown.

My friend might be able to get me a job driving a truck except I am an awful driver with no sense of direction. You're probably right about the wages....... Production Job: $7.89 with time and a half after 40 hours Fed Ex: $8.26 an hour

I could've stayed in with the warehouse where I worked machines and production, they were going to "buy me out" from the temp agency, but alas, no car, no workie.

The lack of a car is really going to bite me in the ass for a while though. How do they take your wages?

If I was his Dad I'd pinch him really hard on his arm and tell him to focus on some real pain.

Reading that recap really pleasured me.

You'd probably get some cool medication though.

I wouldn't mind seeing Candido on TV again.

Jesus, UYI, your sig is fuckin killing me.

Jerry Lynn vs. Sabu from April's 3PW card, or Gary Wolfe vs. CJ O'Doyle from last month.

Kotz Agent Of Oblivion Ripper KKK

Jeez, I hope you never stub a toe.

Sabu vs. Sandman "Stairway To Hell" match Bigelow joining the Triple Threat Rick Rude on commentary Cactus Jack turning heel and the promos he cut afterwards Cactus vs. Sandman "Barbed Wire" in Florida Seeing RVD vs. Lynn live at the ECW Arena Shane Douglas vs. Justin Credible at Cyberslam '99 The "Blind" angle with Sandman Bigelow vs. RVD where Van Dam wins the TV title

Cause Axl said so, bitch. Actually, I think it has something to do with it being really good for the throat.

Here's what i will need to sign my contract.........

His desk is the hood of a 1984 Ford Escort.

Your kids are going to say that you have an inadequate internet penis, and the wife is going to cry and pound her fists on the floor, yelling about that theme park you didn't take her to last summer. Yeah but Dutch Wonderland sucks.

I didn't ask what I should say to them, I asked what are they going to say to me. I tell them that every morning, especially when little Janey AxlMorrison says "Daddy, why are you wearing that funny wig and football jersey?"

And day one passes by without me being selected. What are the wife and kids going to say?

Zieg Heil JSYK!

JSYK=Bradshaw, Malibu=The German People