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I still can't believe it was serious. Shouldn't her skin be a tad thicker?

Rob Eckos over Nate Matson Ruckus over Mike Kruel and Damien Adams CJ O Doyle over Pit Bull Gary Wolfe Rockin Rebel and Jack Victory over Ron Zombie and Donn E. Allen Roadkill over Blue Meanie Jerry Lynn beat 3PW Champ Joey Matthews by countout Slyk Wagner Brown and April Hunter over Matt Stryker and Miss Talia Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles went to a 35 minute draw

I always preferred Tecmo World Wrestling.

I really enjoyed Bam Bam Bigelow's.

Don't overlook CJ O'Doyle, trust me.

MAIN EVENT: 3PW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! NEW 3PW Heavyweight Champion JOEY MATTHEWS defends against JERRY LYNN! He fought through the top competition in 3PW. He fought through the critics and nay Sayers who proclaimed him a career underachiever. More importantly, he fought through his own insecurities. Joey Matthews beat them all, and in doing so, defeated RAVEN to become 3PW Heavyweight Champion in the biggest achievement of his career. He isn't the biggest, nor is he the strongest. He isn't the highest flier, nor is he the most "extreme", but nobody can question the intelligence or the heart of the man who now sits atop the throne as the best wrestler in Pro-Pain Pro Wrestling. Jerry Lynn knows the road that Joey Matthews has taken all too well. Like Matthews, Lynn is a tremendously skilled competitor who was considered too small and not tough or edgy enough to thrive in a hardcore environment, let alone the most extreme city on the planet. Like the new champ, "The New F'N Show" proved the critics wrong by winning the ECW title. Jerry Lynn earned the right to be considered the top dog in Philly and beyond, and now he wants to do it again. Jerry Lynn arrived in 3PW earlier this year with a purpose: to climb the ladder and establish himself as the best wrestler in Pro-Pain Pro Wrestling. He immediately rekindled his long-standing rivalry with SABU, and gained a hard-fought victory over his oldest foe on April 17th. Now, on May 15th, an older, wiser Jerry Lynn returns to Viking Hall to take that final step to greatness...again. Can he reach the Promised Land, or will the new 3PW Champion continue the streak of his career by defeating the closest thing to himself in 3PW? They both have beaten the odds... they both have beaten the best... on May 15th, who will find a way to beat the other? PURE WRESTLING EXCELLENCE! "The Phenomenal" AJ STYLES goes up against the debuting "Fallen Angel" CHRISTOPHER DANIELS! Since it's inception, 3PW has been a proving ground for the upper echelon of talent in our sport: every wrestler in the world realizes that they haven't done it all unless they've done it in Philly, in front of the greatest fans on the planet. Therefore, there was no question about whether a talent the caliber of Christopher Daniels would ever find his way to 3PW; it was simply a matter of "when". Thankfully, the wait is over, as the "Fallen Angel" prepares to touch down on the ECW Arena on May 15th. 3PW officials were quick to sign Daniels to a match against a man whom many consider to be equally...well, phenomenal, in AJ Styles, in what has the makings of an all-time classic. Both men are international superstars with huge fan followings. Both have appeared on worldwide pay-per-view. Both are technically superior, amazing high-flyers, and noted innovators. Most importantly, both have helped redefine the prototypical wrestler for the year 2004 and beyond. When reviewing the best matches of the past 2 years, more often than not, one of these men were involved: How awesome will it be when they go head-to-head for the first time in the most storied setting in Philly? JUST ANNOUNCED!! TEACHER TAKES ON STUDENT!!! "Pitbull" Gary Wolfe vs. CJ O'Doyle He may not be the biggest...will never be the strongest... and probably won't come CLOSE to being the tannest, but CJ O' Doyle may just have more heart than anyone else in 3PW. It was heart that enabled CJ to survive the mean streets fo Hell's Kitchen. It was heart that pushed him through the rigorous training that prepared him for the ring. Most importantly, it was heart that has made him one of the fastest-rising superstars in 3PW, rising up the rankings and winning the support of the fans in record time. Enter the "Pitbull" Gary Wolf, a man that CJ knows all too well. It was Wolf who was instrumental in helping O' Doyle train for the rigors of the squared circle, but don't expect the former 3PW Heavyweight Champion to show his former prodigy any mercy. In recent months, "The Pitbull" has done his best to decimate anyone that has dared to cross his path, including another former student, the Wifebeater. Will the Irish American sensation have enough heart to survive what will probably be the worst beating of his career? Or will the "Pitbull" be the one to break CJ O' Doyle's heart...for good? ALSO JUST ANNOUNCED!!! MIXED TAG TEAM GRUDGE MATCH! "Macho Man" MATT STRIKER and "MISS" TALIA take on SLYK WAGNER BROWN and APRIL HUNTER! When the ever-delusional "Hot Stuff" Matt Striker returned to 3PW in February, he came back a different man...a more honorable man... in fact, he came back a "Macho" man. His new attitude and latest persona immediately won over 3PW fans, as well as the lovely Talia, whom he had valiantly liberated from the clutches of Jasmin St. Clair and "Sugar daddy" Todd Gordon upon his return. No longer would Talia be Gordon's "sex slave"... no longer would she be humiliated in the middle of the ring for all to see... no longer would she be forced to do unspeakable things with Gordon in public (and even worse things in private). Talia was now a free woman, and Striker had finally proven that he could actually do some GOOD in 3PW. Now, "Beauty & the Perv" have vowed revenge, enlisting none other than Slyk Wagner Brown and April Hunter to take on the new "first couple of 3PW" in a mixed tag match. Trained by Killer Kowalski, Slyk and April are both powerful, dominating superstars with a penchant for inflicting pain. While it is unknown exactly how these two phenols were persuaded to aid in this mission of revenge, it is obvious that the "Macho King" and his Queen may be in serious trouble. Can the "match made in heaven" survive this TAG match made in hell? FORMER PARTNERS DO BATTLE!! Roadkill vs. The Blue Meanie Until recently, the "Angry Amish Warrior" hasn't been all that angry. In fact, the man known as Roadkill has been downright content in 3PW, splitting his time between meaningless singles matches and teaming with wrestling's living court jester, the Blue Meanie. Enter RAVEN, who interrupted the aforementioned duo's recent tag match to accuse Roadkill of going "soft" and not looking out for his own best interests. Meanie tried to get his buddies' head back in the game, but the seeds of upheaval had been planted. Mid-match, Roadkill did the unthinkable, attacking his former friend and leaving him for dead. Like it or not, the new, even ANGRIER Roadkill, is now on his own. On May 15th, the Blue Meanie and Roadkill will once again share a ring... not as partners, but as opponents. Roadkill wants to annihilate the man who represents the happy-go-lucky attitude that has held him back for years. Meanie wants to gain revenge for last month's heinous attack. No matter who survives this fight, one thing's for sure: this could be the END of a beautiful friendship. ALSO ANNOUNCED: Amazing N8 Mattson, Mike Kruel, Damian Adams, Ruckus, Monsta Mack, Ron Zombie, Ricky Vega, Double Trouble & MORE!!!

Guns N Roses "Appetite For Destruction" The Doors "LA Woman" Led Zeppelin "II" Eminem "Slim Shady LP"

Stratusfaction for me. Would you rather shit thumbtacks or eat used condoms?

Swerve to miss the pet. Would you rather own a television that could only play the movie "No Holds Barred" or get thrown through a plate glass window?

Siegfried Would you rather get your foot run over by a car or smell a fat girl's panties after she just got done jogging?

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Not to mention dipping her donuts in nacho cheese.

Noteworthy GNR songs and their authors (Lyrically) Welcome To The Jungle (Rose) Paradise City (Rose/McKagan) Sweet Child Of Mine (Rose) Patience (Stradlin) Don't Cry (Stradlin/Rose) November Rain (Rose) Dead Horse (Rose) Civil War (Slash/McKagan/Rose) Yesterdays (West Arkeen/Del James/Rose) Estranged (Rose) You Could Be Mine (Stradlin/Rose)

It could be the greatest sig ever.

Maybe this will give Axl something to write about. Either way, yet ANOTHER excuse for Chinese Democracy's delays.

And yet no one mentions me. I am totally out of sight, out of mind.

I'm just concerned this will affect 3PW. I go see em every month, and they regularly book Raven, Sabu, and Jerry Lynn. This month they have Styles vs. Daniels.

Other then the obvious stuff I plan on going to see (Statue, Ground Zero, Times Square), are there any other interesting tourist attracrions? Also, what should I do at night? Give me the names of some kick ass bars and their locations. Thanks in advance.

Doc Young recently spoke to Jasmin St. Claire on the New Voice of Wrestling about her career, 3PW, her upcoming movie career and more. Here are the highlights: - During her time with TNA, she enjoyed it, but they didn't give her a reason why they wouldn't use her anymore. - 3PW is about "sex and violence" which is what sells, according to her. - Raven isn't on their upcoming show because he didn't want to work a match with Sabu and she has nothing else for him. - Not to mention Raven would walk around naked in the dressing room, she says, and she considered that "unprofessional". - She calls Francine a "glorified ring rat", plus some other negative things. One thing she says will absolutely blow your mind (very sexual)! - She calls New Jack a "coke head". - She likes Joey Style's nose? - Stephanie McMahon had everything handed to her and she looks like her dad with t**s. You can listen to this interview in its entirety by: Clicking Here Here is the detailed recap: Jasmin begins with her start in wrestling, when she appeared an ECW PPV. She claims Buh-Buh Ray Dudley got her the opportunity. She had wanted to return to do more in ECW, but her boss at the time wouldn't let her return and would have sued her for the remainder of her contract. Once her boss bounced a check to her, she saw her out and went to Memphis Championship Wrestling, then wrestling school, and back to ECW. She mentions her appearances on TNA, and liked being there, but complained that they wouldn't give her a reason why they stopped using her. She liked Vince Russo and Dutch Mantell. She plugs the 3PW website and the new DVD coming out. She says 3PW has something for everyone. Old school, high-flying, brawling, and hot women. Sex and violence sells. She mentions the May 15th show at the ECW Arena and it's particpants. She praises Chris Daniels, A.J. Styles, Joey Matthews, and April Hunter. Doc notices Raven wasn't mentioned and she says Raven didn't want to do a match with Sabu and that's all she has for him. She has "nothing for him" this show. She says Raven does great promos, but he's not a company person, and walks around the dressing room naked, which is unprofessional in her opinion. Jasmin says being an employer is not harder just because she's female, and that wrestlers who don't respect working for a woman do not work for her. She has a degree from Columbia University, went to "the best private schools", and is qualified to run the business. She also mentions her online casino, and that she will have stock available in Jasmin St. Claire, Inc. in about a month. Jasmin discusses her appearances in upcoming movies. She says her first movie coming is "Communication Breakdown", which is a comedy due out towards the end of the year. Then, "The Coalition" with Chuck Zito. "A Killing and a Death", and finally another unnamed movie filming in August. She mentions she got all the parts without an agent, just by "word of mouth". Doc and Jasmin then play name association, where Jasmin says that Joey Styles has a great nose, and that's she's a nose person. She's never had a problem with him. -Asked about New Jack, she called him a "coke-head", and very unprofessional. She says she has no idea what happened to him. -When Raven's name comes up, she doesn't answer. -She calls Francine a "glorified ring rat", and has a few more choice words that aren't suitable for printing. -Says Jerry Lynn is a highly underrated talent, and people don't give him the credit he deserves. He looks better than some 20 year old wrestlers. -About Stephanie McMahon, she says "Nothing. I don't have no respect for her whatsoever." She mentions that Stephanie has had everything handed to her, unlike Vince McMahon. She then goes on with more comments not suitable for print on a family website.

You just totally plagarized Drew Carey! Shame on you!

I might say fuck it and just go gamble in Atlantic City.

Raven no longer appearing at 3PW might make me second guess whether or not to go their shows in the future.

05/13 - St. Louis, MO - The Pageant 05/14 - Kansas City, MO - Memorial Hall 05/15 - Minneapolis, MN - Quest 05/19 - Chicago, IL - The Riviera 05/20 - Detroit, MI - TBA 05/21 - Toronto, ONT - Kool Haus 05/26 - New York, NY - Roseland 05/27 - Washington, D.C. - 9:30 Club 05/28 - Philadelphia, PA - Electric Factory 05/29 - Boston, MA - TBA 06/04 - Portland, OR Roseland 06/05 - Seattle, WA - Moore Theater 06/07 - San Francisco, CA - Warfield 06/08 - Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern Theatre 06/09 - Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern Theatre 06/12 – Las Vegas, NV - TBA 06/13 – San Diego, CA - TBA 06/14 – Phoenix, AZ - TBA 06/18 – Salt Lake City, UT - TBA 06/19 – Denver, CO - TBA 06/23 – Dallas, TX - TBA 06/24 – Austin, TX - TBA I'm considering going to the one in Philly.

You can't channel someone who's not dead. I'm not talking career or reputation, I am taliing physically, lol.

Weilland is clearly doing his best Axl "I'm gonna beat up a journalist" impersonation. "Eyebrowless loony tune"-------funniest fucking thing ever.