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He and Jack Victory make a hilarious old school tag team in 3 P DUB.

You know, I hate to say it, but why would a GNR tour be an event of any kind? Only two shows on the last tour sold out (NY and Philly) and Axl no showed one of em. The rest of the shows sold 60-70% of their tickets, maybe. Now, not only does most of the population think the new band (and Axl's new face) is a joke, but they'd be even more leery of going to see him now that he has proven he isn't reliable (not that he ever was).

The Doors "The End", lol. "Weird scenes inside the gooooooldmine"

Did you/could you ask him his thoughts on 3PW?

Saturday, April 17, 2004 Bell time: At 8pm Viking Hall (Swanson and Ritner Streets-next to Forman Mills) Philadelphia, PA (866) 228-0326 :MATCHES: MAIN EVENT: 3PW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! #1 CONTENDER: Joey Matthews Vs. CHAMPION: RAVEN Joey Matthews has always had the potential for greatness. Whether he was being selected as a developmental talent at a relatively young age... being one-half of a tag team poised to dominate ECW just before it's sudden demise...even forming his own clique of "minions" in 3PW, glory has always been just within reach, but never a priority. Matthews was always too busy stroking his own ego or insulting Philly fans to truly get serious about his own career.... that is, until November 22nd, 2003. On that night, Raven made his first appearance as 3PW Commissioner, and almost immediately ordered Matthews into a match with one of most hard-hitting athletes in wrestling today, Low-Ki. With no escape and no time to prepare, a funny thing happened... Joey Matthews held his own, and came very close to getting a win. Even in defeat, a fire was lit within Joey, as he finally realized that he had the ability to be a top player, and set out on a mission to prove himself. First, he figured out a way to defeat Low-Ki and Ruckus in a three-way dance. Next, he got a clean victory over "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles. Finally, he beat the odds to win a #1 contender's match and earn himself this upcoming title shot, despite Raven's attempts to halt his progress. Raven, meanwhile, has been having the time of his life since weaseling his way into the commissioner position here in 3PW. Using and abusing his power at will, Raven has not only used his authority to win the 3PW title, but has since turned Pro-Pain Pro into his own personal playground. He teased, taunted and tormented The Sandman for months, survived the challenge of "Pitbull" Gary Wolf (all with the help of his appointed flunky, JACK VICTORY), and has now turned his attention to Matthews, even openly stacking the odds against him last month by adding Sabu to the Matthews/Jerry Lynn #1 contender's match. Raven is publicly taking the challenger lightly, but his actions reek of desperation, and indicate that the champion may believe that his days on top just might be numbered. This is, after all, a very different Joey Matthews that will step into the ring on March 20th. The old Matthews cowered like a frightened child in the face of Raven upon his arrival. The new one stood up to him in February, man to man. He has found a way to overcome every tremendous grappler in his path en route to challenging for the richest prize in 3PW. Raven has found a way to dispose of every challenger en route to defending it. On March 20th, 2004, will Raven finally figure out "The Future" and put an end to his ultimate dream? Or will Joey Matthews find a way to finally realize his potential....perhaps even his destiny? JUST ADDED! SPECIAL REMATCH!! Jerry Lynn Vs. SABU When it was announced that Jerry Lynn has been set to make his long-awaited debut for 3PW in January, wrestling fans rejoiced. So did Lynn, who recognizes the special bond that he has with Philadelphia. Truly, the City of Brotherly Love has been the site of Lynn's greatest career moments. Despite his success elsewhere in the country and around the world, make no mistake about it: Jerry Lynn is great everywhere, but in Philly, he is that much better, and he has an ECW Heavyweight Championship reign on his resume to prove it. So it was with great pride that Lynn accepted the invitation to join the ranks of 3PW, and he prepared himself for what looked to be the most balls-to-the wall, physically challenging phase of his career. That theory proved to be an understatement, as his very first match in Pro-Pain Pro pitted him against none other than Sabu, the former ECW AND 3PW Champ whom Lynn had battled through out the Midwest region in the early 90's. The man whom he battled on worldwide Pay-per-view. The man whose toughness and will to succeed despite relative lack of size is matched only by Lynn's own similar resolve. The match was just like old times, with the high-impact intensity igniting a fire within Lynn that took him to new levels of physical punishment and high-risk insanity. Unfortunately, it wasn't quite enough, as Sabu managed to get the victory after putting Lynn through a table after both men had beaten the holy hell out of one another. In February, unexpected circumstances placed both men in a triple threat match to determine a new top contender in 3PW, with third-man Joey Matthews letting the bitter rivals counteract each other en route to getting the win. Now, both "The new F'N Show" and the "Homicidal, suicidal, genocidal maniac" want one more opportunity to prove their superiority over the other once and for all. No titles are on the line, and no fancy stipulations will be in effect. Just two men... in one ring... in the place that helped make both men great... who will prove to be the best? Return Grudge Match: RUCKUS once again goes up against DAMIAN ADAMS! For over a year, Damian Adams has done everything in his power to make a name for himself in 3PW. He improved his physical conditioning: noone seemed to notice. He got new tights: fans couldn't care less. It wasn't until his huge upset victory over "Pitbull" Gary Wolf that Adams began to finally earn some attention. In January, Adams looked to kick off 2004 with a big win over the gravity defying phenom known as Ruckus. Unfortunately, after a tremendously competitive encounter, it was Ruckus who had his hand raised in victory. Suddenly, the frustration that Adams thought he had left behind was slowly creeping their way back into his psyche. In February, during the Adams-Ruckus rematch, Adams absolutely snapped, grabbing the microphone and denouncing any desire to please anyone but himself from then on. Suddenly, the clean wrestling match everyone had anticipated had degenerated into an all-out war, with both men simultaneously falling from the top turnbuckle they were fighting on and plummeting through separate tables at ringside. Both men had to be pulled from the battlefield and taken to a nearby hospital. Now, Ruckus wants revenge, and the "new" Damian Adams wants to finally get a win over the popular foe that represents everything he USED to be. Who will win? More importantly, who will survive? ROB ECKOS calls out STRIKER! Last time, "HOT STUFF"... sorry, "MACHO MAN" Matt Striker made his return to 3PW in grand fashion, rescuing the now-former slave girl TALIA from the clutches of "Sugar Daddy" Tod Gordon and Jasmin St. Claire. Now, sources say that ROB ECKOS is demanding that Striker confront him face-to-face on April 17th. Since being united under the tutelage of Joey Matthews, it's no secret that Eckos has become increasingly frustrated with Striker's lack of focus. Now, with Matthew's loosening the reigns on his former "training", will the, um, "Minion-powers" explode on April 17th? Meanwhile, "Sugar Daddy" TOD GORDON and JASMIN ST. CLAIRE may have been stripped of their sex slave AND their pride last month, but nevertheless they WILL return on April 17th with another edition of the "SUGAR SHACK". No doubt, these two have a LOT on their mind, and with a live microphone and no censors, who knows what they will say or do on the 17th? GEORGE FRANKENSTEIN TO APPEAR!!! When last we saw her, after watching her swap spit with Jasmin St. Claire, she left happily arm in arm with Sugar Daddy and Jasmin with Slave girl (now Miss Talia) closely behind. What is bringing her back? Find out April 17!!!! Plus... the PHILLY DEBUT of "THE AMAZING" N8 MATSON! You've heard the name. You've seen the tapes. Now, be there LIVE as N8 Matson FINALLY makes his way to the wrestling capitol of the world. Hailing from Detroit, MI, this eight year veteran has dominated the Michigan area and beyond for a good while now, especially in various junior heavyweight divisions. Competing frequently on both sides of the Canadian border, the man who trained the likes of Chris Sabin, Gabriel Brimstone and many others looks to make a name for himself all over again, this time in 3PW! ALSO ANNOUNCED: "Pitbull" Gary Wolf, The Blue Meanie, Roadkill, Monsta Mack, Rockin' Rebel, Jack Victory, CJ O' Doyle, Ron Zombie, Mikey Batts, Mike Kruel, Derek Wylde, Ricky Vega and more **CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE**

Where'd you get the 1992 scenario?

I'd like to help, but I have no way to.

Foley vs. Vader, vs. Sting, vs. Austin, vs. HHH seem to tell a different story.

I just try to keep it even, 2 belts on heels, 2 belts on faces.

Must have seen him wrestle at least once in the past year. I have and he's been great for 3PW. Tonight, he defends his title against Joey Matthews which should be a good match as well.

A message from management; - Please let everyone know we (including Tommy!) have never heard of Ajax and while we appreciate his kind words he should focus on letting his music do the talking rather than jumping on the GN’R band wagon. When asked Axl said, “I'd be wary of anyone who compared Nirvana to the Beatles.” -

All I know is, I'm gonna go pay more then a dollar to go see Raven headline in a few hours. And Flair is still pissed that Foley ripped him a new ass (told the truth) in his 1st book. Up yours, Ric.

Look everyone! A moron! <points and laughs>

I predict TNA will bring him in to get a boost for their new show.

The only shit around here is the weak Philly shit, probably laced with rat poison. Occasionally there is some "kindbud". Is that how it is spelled?

Pot makes me sleepy if it is dirt weed. This better be some high quality shit, and it better be in joints. No "blunts" for me, they smell like a fucking foot.

And of course, me.

I'm gonna go with Holly as being more offensive. Of course, I don't even really watch Smackdown, but at least they seem to be making an effort to give Bradshaw a new character and a good heel push.

So, what you're really trying to say is..........I fucking rock.

"Wild Horses"-Rolling Stones

"Look At Your Game Girl"-Axl Rose

"Don't Fear The Reaper"-HIM

Job #1: Starts Monday, hours are 6 AM to 2:30 PM with three 20 minute breaks. The pay is $7.89 an hour, with time and a half after 40 hours, and double pay after 44. Apparently it is some kind of assembly line horseshit, but there is a raise and chance to move up after 90 days, as well as full benefits. This is perfect for me, because I wanted a 40 hour, Mon-Fri job so I could have my weekends free to go to the shore and shit all summer. Job #2: I don't know when it starts, I am waiting for a call right now, might be as soon as tonight. It's just working in a bar in the kitchen, but hopefully that involves a couple free drinks, and there is the added bonus of getting to check out hot ass all night. So fucking congratulations to me!

GeorgeCostanza

It'll probably be a little of both. Fun because I know a lot of people who hang out there, and depressing because I'll be working rather then getting shitfaced. But I am sure the kitchen doesn't stay open past like 11 or 12.........right? right?!