Tawren

It's over?

Is the Rumble match basically a practice, like a shitty Battle Royal, or is it at all decent? Eh, it's OK. Certainly not as good as Rumble 92 or 01, but an OK match.

Ha! They're black, AND they're parents. High-larious.

Dragging it out SO LONG. It'll be a decent match, but they can't keep their thumb on it for that long.

Why is Angle there?

Bad match. JUST SPLIT ALREADY.

Are they ever gonna split Chavo and Eddie?

Benoit couldn't carry Gunn at Armaggedon 2000...factor in tiny deterioration on both...factor in Guerrero and Angle being injured...factor in Cena sucking... Yes.

I've got that MSG house show. Pretty shitty quality though. Anyone know where I can find a better quality copy?

This should be good.

Chavo is his nephew.

Well, I guess that rating's fair. Keller DID rate the Brock/Angle Iron-Man match *****, which is just a pass for ANARCHY! Duh. Obviously you thought it sucked Again, this board REALLY needs a sarcasm smiley-face or something Yeah, we do. Yup.

Why are Bradshaw and Blackie McGeneric celebrating with Rey?

Oh, I thought you were talking about the cruiserweight match. No. That was awesome though. ***1/2 for that

Well, I guess that rating's fair. Keller DID rate the Brock/Angle Iron-Man match *****, which is just a pass for ANARCHY!

Billy Gunn! Smell the workrate!

Nobody gonna call me on my controversial comment? Alright then, not a busy night tonight. I was kidding, though. That sucked.

That was awesome! ***1/2.

Time for another scintillating US title defense!

Because Angle hasn't raised Heyman's ire like Benoit and Cena have? Angle did go undercover during the Invasion and cost Heyman his job. Dude, that happened 2 years ago. We're not supposed to remember what happened 2 minutes ago. Off topic: When is Angle coming back?

Angle!

Benoit going wild on the FBI! Yeah! Go Benoit! Release germans! Yeah! Benoit for God! Diving headbutt!

And Benoit makes the save!

Guido beating on Cena like a man.

Why is Benoit teaming with Cena? BECUAE HE'S CHRIS FUCKING BENOIT, THAT'S WHY! ~!