Cuban Linx

2B Ian Kinsler

Arizona Diamondbacks 77.5 OVER Atlanta Braves 81.5 UNDER Baltimore Orioles 73.5 UNDER Boston Red Sox 90.5 UNDER Chicago Cubs 85.5 UNDER Chicago White Sox 86.5 UNDER Cincinnati Reds 76.5 UNDER Cleveland Indians 84.5 OVER Colorado Rockies 74.5 OVER Detroit Tigers 87.5 OVER Florida Marlins 78.5 OVER Houston Astros 78.5 UNDER Kansas City Royals 67.5 OVER Los Angeles Angels 89.5 UNDER Los Angeles Dodgers 88.5 UNDER Milwaukee Brewers 81.5 OVER Minnesota Twins 83.5 OVER New York Mets 88.0 UNDER New York Yankees 97.0 UNDER Oakland Athletics 84.5 OVER Philadelphia Phillies 88.5 OVER Pittsburgh Pirates 71.5 UNDER San Diego Padres 84.0 OVER San Francisco Giants 81.5 UNDER Seattle Mariners 75.5 OVER St Louis Cardinals 84.5 UNDER Tampa Bay Devil Rays 67.0 OVER Texas Rangers 81.5 OVER Toronto Blue Jays 86.5 OVER Washington Nationals 66.5 UNDER

That would be me.

RP Eric Gagne

Finally my trio of 1st Round keepers are out of the way and i get to actually make a draft pick. OF Alex Rios If Pedro Martinez was healthy i'd be liking my team alot more, but Johan Santana, Jake Peavy, Hanley Ramirez, Alex Rios and half a season of Pedro is still an improvement on the trainwreck of a team i had last year.

Super special "haven't read anything SWF related in months" predictions. Probably will be more accurate than my predictions back when i semi-paid attention to things. NON-TITLE MATCH Gabriel Drake© vs Ricky Barbosa -> Drake SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark© Vs Michael Stephens -> Clark HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Insane Luchador Vs Jimmy the Doom © -> DOOM HARDCORE MATCH Matt "Insert Gimmick Here" Myers (with James "Insert Adjunct Gimmick Here" Matheson) vs. Zyon -> Zyon TAG TEAM ACTION JJ Johnson and Manson vs. Asia Underground (Michael Cross and Akira Kaibatsu) -> MANSONOSITY + 1 SINGLES MATCH Johnny ‘the Barracuda’ Dangerous vs 'Cadillac' Calvin Szechstein -> Dangerous NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Zack Malibu -> Wildchild

Unforgiven, Battle Royale and Night of the Living Dead are the only movies i can think of that i own but haven't gotten around to watching yet. Include TV series box sets and that list gets significantly longer though.

1999 Texas Rangers

Completely forgot i had Anna Nicole. Surprised more people didn't have her actually.

Hooray for me. While Peyton Manning & the Colts: Superbowl Champions is something i'd rather live without, at least them winning led to me claiming the far more important kkk Bowl. I guess now i can't say i suck at this ever again.

I like Steve McNair.

The Ravens are gone, Manning looked like total shit again in the playoffs and will surely choke just short of the Superbowl as usual next week, aside from the not scoring 31 points thing it's a good result.

I'm back.

Lleyton Hewitt's inevitable failure at the Australian Open never fails to bring me joy each year. Hopefully Federer can get his 10th straight win over Hewitt, that would be nice. Also Nadal's supposedly 'in doubt' for the Open again this year after retiring from the Sydney International, if that's true it just makes Federer's job even easier.

If my calculations are correct it seems my ability to always win when it comes down to tiebreakers has failed me at the worst possible time.

KC really should win with Indy's pathetic run D but i fully expect Herm Edwards to blow it. How you mess up "Hand ball to Larry Johnson" repeated over and over i don't know, but as crappy as the Colts are i have even less faith in Kansas City. I'd gladly be wrong, but if Manning & friends can do one thing in the playoffs it's beat up on the AFC West. In the other games, New England scrapes through in a low scoring game, Seattle i guess will win but who the hell knows/cares, and while i'm certain the Jeff Garcia Experience will come to a screeching halt sooner or later the Giants are sufficiently inept that it won't happen for another week at least.

Snakes on a Plane Team America: World Police 24: Season Five

If that's true then the Portland Trailblazers of the last few years should have been the best team of all time. Isiah Rider, Rasheed Wallace, Damon Stoudamire, Ruben Patterson, Zach Randolph, Darius Miles, Sebastian Telfair, Qyntel Woods, can't get much more 'competitive edge' than that bunch.

Tennessee Home- Houston, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Oakland, San Diego, Atlanta, Carolina, N.Y. Jets Away- Houston, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Denver, Kansas City, New Orleans, Tampa Bay, Cincinnati Not the easiest of schedules getting the AFC West (San Diego's a sure loss, and having to play @ Mile High and Arrowhead will be difficult), but if they can go 4-2 in the division again plus wins vs Oakland, Atlanta, Carolina and @ Tampa would get them back to 8-8. New York, New Orleans and Cincinnati are potentially winnable as well so if the team continues to develop and Vince Young can keep pulling wins out of his ass a good season is a definite possibility. As long as they don't start 0-5 again anyway.

Completely uneventful. There's wasn't a single significant development in my life all year that i can think of, either good or bad.

Well if the real Tennessee couldn't make the playoffs at least i did, first time since the original kkk Bowl back in 2003 or whenever it was.

The U wins, and i officially add the TheSWF.com Dust Bowl to last years Out Magazine Bowl victory.

Ariel Sharon Fidel Castro Pope Benedict Gary Busey Jack Klugman Dick Cheney Elizabeth Taylor John Goodman Al Davis Peter Gammons Terrell Owens Kurt Angle Steve-O Kanye West Nicky Hilton (because Paris is too obvious) Tina Turner Anna Nicole Smith Kate Moss John Mark Karr Dakota Fanning -> BEST BET (unlikely, but she'll be worth a ton of points if i'm right)

Tennessee - 21 points (2.5) N.Y. Giants at Washington Atlanta at Philadelphia (7.5) Buffalo at Baltimore (9.5) (2.5) Carolina at New Orleans Cleveland at Houston (4.5) Detroit at Dallas (12.5) Green Bay at Chicago (2.5) Jacksonville at Kansas City (2.5) Miami at Indianapolis (9.5) New England at Tennessee (3.5) Oakland at N.Y. Jets (12.5) Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (6.5) Seattle at Tampa Bay (3.5) (2.5) St. Louis at Minnesota Arizona at San Diego (13.5) San Francisco at Denver (10.5)

Ha, it only took me one week to blow my wildcard lead and now fall into a mess where i have to win + get a bunch of help to get in. If only i could predict game winners as well as i can predict my own personal failures.