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I find that hot, if anything. I must have been on the Internet too long, tubgirl, goatse, lemon party, this, none of it even makes me blink, let alone feel disgusted to the point it can only be expressed though vomit emoticon form.

My top matches as of this minute, expanded to a top 15 because i feel like it. In chronological order: 1. Tyuoshi Kikuchi & Kenta Kobashi vs Doug Furnas & Dan Kroffat (AJPW All-Asia Tag Titles, 5/25/92) 2. Mayumi Ozaki & Dynamite Kansai vs Toshiyo Yamada & Manami Toyota (AJW Dream Rush, 11/26/92) 3. Kenta Kobashi vs Stan Hansen (AJPW Champions Carnival '93, 4/16/93) 4. Akira Taue vs Toshiaki Kawada (AJPW Champions Carnival '95, 4/8/95) 5. Akira Taue vs Mitsuharu Misawa (AJPW Champions Carnival '95 Final, 4/15/95) 6. Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue vs Mitsuharu Misawa & Kenta Kobashi (AJPW RWTL Finals, 6/9/95) 7. Gary Albright vs Toshiaki Kawada (AJPW, 10/25/95) 8. Ultimo Dragon vs Shinjiro Ohtani (NJPW J*Crown, 8/4/96) 9. Kaientai DX vs Masato Yakushiji, Gran Naniwa, Tiger Mask IV, Gran Hamada & Super Delfin (M-Pro These Days, 10/10/96) 10. Ultimo Dragon vs Rey Mysterio Jr. (WCW World War 3 '96, 11/24/96) 11. Toshiaki Kawada & Akira Taue vs Mitsuharu Misawa & Jun Akiyama (AJPW RWTL Finals, 12/6/96) 12. Eddy Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio Jr. (WCW Halloween Havoc '97, 10/26/97) 13. Bryan Danielson vs Homicide (ROH Reborn: Stage Two, 4/24/04) 14. Necro Butcher vs Toby Klein (IWA-MS King of the Deathmatches 2004 Night One, 6/25/04) 15. Samoa Joe vs CM Punk (ROH Joe vs Punk II, 10/16/04) Only about half of these would be 100% set in stone, there's no doubt a ton of matches i'm forgetting and even more i need to watch/re-watch, but overall i think this makes a pretty damn good list for me, if i was stuck with these matches on a desert island i certainly wouldn't complain.

Figures, as soon as i give up on my team i end up leading 9-0. If this is what happens i should condemn my team and threaten to trade everyone more often.

MAIN EVENT - TAG TEAM FACE-OFF Ejiro Fasaki © and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. Toxxic and Johnny Dangerous -> Toxxic & JD MATCH TWO OF THREE "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs. Wildchild -> WC HOLY FLURKING SCHNIT! DID I BOOK THIS? Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Lil' Buck -> Buck CRUISERWEIGHT EXTRAVAGANZA - NON-TITLE Insane Luchador ©© vs. "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke -> Hawke POP THE CROWD-O-RAMA "Maniac" Bryan Rodgers vs. Uncle Filthy -> Rodgers OPENING MATCH Zyon vs. Martin "Big Country" Hunt -> Zyon

The Main Event - Wildchild vs. Scott Pretzler - Submission Match -> Wildchild Toxxic vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez © -> Toxxic. Johnny Dangerous vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © VI -> Johnny Dangerous Jay Hawke vs. Bryan Rodgers -> Jay Hawke Opening Bout - Hardcore Title Match Manson © vs. Insane Luchadore -> MANSONOSITY Winner Declared Greatest Wrestler of All Time Stryke vs Cardboard Comet © -> Cardboard Comet

My team still stinks. Everyone bar Alfonso Soriano, Mark Teixeira, AJ Burnett and Javier Vazquez is up for trade, and maybe even those two pitchers as well if the right offer comes along.

It's a silly argument to begin with, but I don't think Nash and the Suns losing to probably the most complete team in the NBA invalidates him any more than Miami winning without Shaq playing at all would invalidate his MVP chances too. It's not like Phoenix are down 3-0 to the Hornets or something.

Hard to argue with any of those teams. Normally there's a couple of spots that could go either way but i'm struggling to think of anyone really deserving missing out this year, that's a pretty comprehensive top 15.

In terms of the matches themselves, it helps that in most indies, the major ones at least, they specifically go out there to 'have a good match', with no restrictions and plenty of time to do so. The vast majority of WWE matches, certainly on free TV, are for furthering angles, eating up a little time between 20 Minute Monologues and Diva Searches, or don't get enough time to achieve much of anything at all.

Alfonso Soriano moves to 2nd in the league with his 13th and 14th Home Runs of the season, Chris Young continues to build his Rookie of the Year chances by giving up 1 run over 8 innings, and Texas win their 7th in a row, this time over a good team in the Chicago White Sox. Which should have given them the solo Division lead, but it looks like the Royals' incompetence has shined through again, giving up 5 runs in the bottom of the 9th to send that game to extra innings, which i'm sure the Angels will win in short order.

The Rangers sweep their second-straight series and are tied for the AL West Division lead. Of course the teams they beat are barely Major League-caliber teams (Astros and Royals), but still. With Oakland and Seattle looking awful Texas should at the very least take another step forward to 2nd place, but i see no reason they can't compete with and beat the Angels for the Division crown, particularly if K-Rod and especially Vlad are hurting for any length of time, since nearly everyone else on the team isn't getting it done.

Outkast - Players Ball

Stryke is a random Stormtrooper that is killed with ease and without fanfare.

Mercyful Fate - The Oath

MAIN EVENT SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Jay Hawke (SWF International Champion) v. Arch Griffon -> Hawke TAG TEAM MATCH Ejiro Fasaki (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Lil' Buck and Johnny Dangerous -> Lil' Dangerous SINGLES MATCH Danny Williams v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis -> Danny SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler -> Pretz SINGLES MATCH "The Maniac" Bryan Rodgers v. Manson -> MANSONOSITY HARDCORE MATCH Toxxic v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Toxxic

While Johnson's apparently been cleared to return i'd expect Phoenix to play it cautious and not rush him back until Game 2 or 3 of the WCF, and give Jim Jackson the majority of his minutes until it's certain he's 100%. Though with Phoenix's lack of depth if they fall down a game or two they might not have a choice but to stick him out there for 30+ minutes sooner than they might want. As for the series, i half hope/half expect Phoenix to win, but this is probably the series i'm least confident in predicting. Both were obviously the best teams in the best conference and either could go all the way and win the NBA title. 7 games regardless of the winner.

Might as well join in on the rankings fun: 1. Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back 2. Episode VI: Return of the Jedi 3. Episode III: Revenge of the Sith 4. Episode IV: A New Hope 5. Episode II: Attack of the Clones 6. Episode I: The Phantom Menace ROTS could possibly be higher, on my first viewing i definately liked it alot, the good easily outweights the bad and even the things i could nitpick about didn't really bother me much at all. Jedi, Sith and maybe A New Hope (though i haven't seen it in a long time so my memory may be off) could all interchange for me, i'm only 100% set on my favorite and least favorite of the six.

Pistons/Heat was the only matchup i cared to see out of the Eastern Conference, so i'm glad that's what we've got. Several interesting matchups both as teams and individually, which will hopefully make for some entertaining games. I both think and hope Detroit advances out of the two, though i wouldn't be that surprised to see Miami advance. Either way i don't see it going less than 6 games.

The WWE can't seem to go even a few months without rushing back to their security blanket of Austin, Hogan, The Rock, whoever. Austin might pop a few ratings, but as usual they'll be oblivious to the long-term damage of Austin's presence undermining the majority of the roster, dishing out stunners to everyone with no retaliation, having actual wrestlers running in fear from him, putting over no one but himself and making it perfectly clear to the viewers just who's important. Then Austin leaves, the fans don't give a shit about anyone else since they've made them all look stupid/inept/cowardly and the WWE wonders why.

Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Complete Third Season Family Guy: Season Three Wrestlemania XIX

D'Amore should make for an improvement, though considering the state of TNA's booking at times that doesn't really say much.

If it was Oklahoma football season Damaramu would likely be winning by a mile.

MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - Toxxic © vs. Ejiro Fasaki -> Ejiro Fasaki CO-MAIN EVENT - TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wild and Dangerous © vs. Martial Law (Landon Maddix and Todd Cortez) vs. Arch Griffon and Manson -> MANSONOSITY + 1 Lil' Buck vs. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler - Round 2 -> Lil' Buck Non-Title Match "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke © vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis -> "The Franchise" Mak Francis Opening Bout - Dual-Rule Non-Title Match Insane Luchadore © © vs. "Maniac" Bryan Rodgers and "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins And afterwards Stryke runs in and beats everyone at once with a backslide.