Ted the Poster

The fuck is a popcorn fart? Hah, Rock almost lost it for a second.

God damn, what a great suprise! This shall be hilarious.

I don't think they'll cancel Arrested Development(which is one of my favorite shows too) if they're planning to release a DVD of the first season. Then again it's Fox, so who knows.

From IGN.com: May 11, 2004 - To say that Sony's PlayStation Portable handheld system dominated the company's E3 2004 press conference would be an understatement. Officially unveiled approximately 20 minutes into the presentation, the new game system was a big hit with the crowd and finally answered several of questions that most of us have been asking in the year since the hardware was first announced. Scheduled to be launched in Japan at the end of the year (North America and Europe get it in the spring of 2005), The PSP is available in PlayStation 2 black with a 16:9 widescreen TFT LCD display that boasts over 16.7 million colors and a resolution of 480x272. Dimensionally, its numbers are 170mm x 74mm x 23mm with a weight of 260 grams. Basic portable functions like built-in stereo speakers, exterior headphone connector, brightness control and sound mode selectors are among the lineup of features, and the buttons mirror that of a PlayStation 2 controller almost exactly (Square, Triangle, X, and Circle face buttons, a digital pad, start, select, and an analog thumb stick populate the face, with two shoulder buttons on the top). Additionally, the new system comes standard with USB 2.0 and 802.11b Wi-Fi wireless LAN connectors that allow for multiple PSPs to be simultaneously connected to one another. Data and software can then be downloaded either by using the wireless LAN connections or through the use of a Memory Stick Pro Duo. The PSP also adopts the small high-capacity optical medium Universal Media Disc, the UMD. This format not only allows for 1.8 GB of space, it also provides an extremely versatile format for games, music, and video. The press conference demo showed off the trailer for Spider-Man 2 (the movie not the game) as well as Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children which is coming to both the DVD and UMD formats. To protect the content, a robust copyright protection system has been developed which utilizes a combination of a unique disc ID, a 128 bit AES encryption keys for the media, and individual ID for each PSP hardware unit. Design seems bland to me. Thoughts?

Don't worry DH. I think it's safe to assume that MadCatz or somebody like them will have one for you at or near the system's launch.

Looks more like the official Gamefaqs keyboard to me.

Do you know the name of the girl in your sig, CWM? 'Cause I want some more pics of that. Anyway, back on topic. Would you rather drink your grandmother's orgasmic excretions or have an elephant give you a facial?

Games announced so far(from IGN): Note: All are only confirmed for Japan at this point, but there are some that are obviously crossing the Pacific. CAPCOM Vampire Chronicle (tentative name, fighting) Devil May Cry Series (tentative name, stylish action) Viewtiful Joe Series (tentative name, VFX action) GENKI Tokyo Xtreme Racer (racing) KOEI Shin Sangoku Musou (tentative name, action) Strategy Game (tentative name, simulation) Table Game (tentative name, table game) KONAMI Ys VI: The Ark of Napishtim (tentative name, action-RPG) Sports Game: Soccer (tentative name, soccer) Sports Game: Baseball (tentative name, baseball) Mahjong Kakutou (tentative name, table game) Meikyu Tansaku Gata Monster Shooting (tentative name, FPS) KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT JAPAN Metal Gear Acid (tentative name, genre TBA) CYBER FRONT Koron (puzzle/action) SUCCESS Kumo nofu ~ Raibo ~ (communication/adventure) Sho Mate (table game) Zooo (puzzle) SEGA Puyo Puyo Fever (action-puzzle) Project S (tentative name, genre TBA) SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT Gran Turismo 4 Mobile (tentative name, driving) Ape Escape (Sarugetcha in Japan, tentative name, action) Tenken Chimon (tentative name, action RPG) Doko Demo Issho (tentative name, speaking game) Hot Shots Golf (Minna no Golf in Japan, tentative name, golf game) TAITO Puzzle Bobble (puzzle) DORASU Dorasurotto (pachinko simulation) NAU PRODUCTION Intelligent License (tentative name, puzzle quiz) Onryou no Mura (tentative name translates to "Village of Ghost), horror/adventure) NAMCO T.O.E. (RPG) New Ridge Racer (tentative name, race) New Puzzle game (tentative name, puzzle) NIPPON ICHI SOFTWARE Makkai Wars (tentative name, simulation-RPG) HUDSON Tengai Makyo Series (tentative name, Japanese-style RPG) Bomberman Series (tentative name, action) The Tower of Purgatory (Sci-fi action/RPG) BANDAI Gagharv (tentative name, RPG) Mobile Suit Gundam (tentative name, genre TBA) BANPRESTO Super Robot Taisen (tentative name, genre TBA) FROM SOFTWARE Armored Core Formula Front (mech game) YUKES Pro Wrestling (tentative name, sports) WORK JAM Tantei Shinguji Santarou (tentative name, adventure) GT4, Metal Gear, Viewtiful Joe and Bomberman! Too bad it doesn't take a genius to know what an "unnamed" wrestling game from Yukes will end up being though.

Edit: F'ing double posts.

AAAGH! I missed the whole show! Is there a way to see it now?

This is greatness. Deon, PLEASE upload this video package.

I hope I never see that Syphon Filter commercial while high.

Awesome.

"You are a caged behemoth who loves to sniff clits." "You are a busty bastard who loves to pilfer cunts." Well then.

Damn, E3 looks pretty good this year. I can't wait to see screens/movies of Bebop, Inuyasha, Leisure Suit Larry, The Shield and MK Deception. The DS and moreso the PSP have also got a lot of my intrest. With KOTOR2 announced as well I think next year will be a good one.

Good thing you didn't use that in the CE folder. I can see myself getting along well with CWM, IDRM, Crandamaniac and Kotz.

God damn it Agent, you made me do a spit take with my turkey sandwich and now I gotta use a toothpick to get the bits out of my keyboard. Bastard. Seriously though, my first and second wisdom teeth were both impacted so I had to get them removed. I used Tylenol, general asprin, and even marijuana as a desperation move(weed makes me nauseous for some reason). Then I got a prescription for Darvocet. Daaaaaaaaamn, that shit fucked me up wonderfully. Apparently I did and said a bunch of weird shit while taking it, and my asshole family videotaped me. Now and then they pull it from its hiding place and show the thing to friends. I hate them all.

Talk about a hothead. *chirping sounds* Well, um, at least the girl had a smokin' ass... *gets yanked offstage*

According to IMDB Sandler is playing Crewe, Rock is playing Caretaker, and Snoop Dogg will have a role as well. Ugh. They're going to turn this into a total comedy. I just know it.

Scat porn is probably the only thing gross enough to make me nauseous just by looking at a picture of it. Just don't imagine your grandfater in lemon party. *runs away*

What city are you moving to Mik?

A lot of your list is right on point Crandamaniac. If you live in NC and have never eaten Bojangles, you should be ashamed. I'm guessing you're from somewere like Gastonia or Wilmington though because I'm from Charlotte(which isn't something to brag about these days) and cow tipping is an event I have never seen, but have certainly heard about. Oh yeah... and fuck UNC.

Me too.

Given Primary Colors and Bad Santa, Thornton is the only guy I can think of in Hollywood who can pull this off. I just pray that the Bears still loose at the end of this one and that the movie isn't turned into a family-friendly film by some PC motherfuckers.

I found that very funny for some reason. Two more: http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?65027 http://www.ryano.net/iraq/?64981