Ted the Poster

Is R'as Al Ghul the character's real name in the comic book? Just curious since I don't read a lot of comics. After looking at those pictures I must say that Bale is one dapper-looking mofo! He looks like the perfect young Bruce Wayne. Go Nolan!

From that line alone, you can tell the show would be better suited as a TV movie. Note to Jerry Bruckheimer: Stick to the crime dramas Jer. Anyway, Hellboy was pretty good, and was almost a shoe-in for the top spot. Walking Tall was too short, but Neal McDonough was ON and is one of my favorite actors. Hopefully they will release the twenty or so minutes of deleted scenes on the DVD. *looks at rest of list* Motherfucker! The Ladykillers and Eternal Sunshine are two superb movies that deserved better than this, damn it! Oh, and did anybody else see a fucking stampede of females exit that Julia Stiles movie? Jesus, that was frightening.

I was playing a Riyal Rumble in Smackdown HCTP on Smackdown difficulty. I chose to play as my CAW Torrent. Anyway, I entered at number two. Seeing as I had nines for every stat and had been playing on Smackdown difficulty for over four months, my feeling was "Oh, p'shaw". Sure enough, I've made it to the end, and number thirty is Vince McMahon. I purposely get the other four guys eliminated so it's just me and Vince. I fucking wail on him for a good ten minutes until all of his body sections are red except one arm, which is yellow. Finally I've decided that it's been long enough, so I attempt to whip him to the ropes and he REVERSES, whips me, and with only my torso in the yellow I sail over the top rope. That was a motherfucker.

The first unobvious one: POWER OF ATTORNEY~!!! Edit: Sorry, didn't realize it was so big.

Who knows? Maybe we'll be able to play as Big Boss in the past and THEN as Solid Snake in the future. That would be so cool.

My brother's a freshman and his personality just screams "easy target". His school is big on freshman hazing, so I'll plant this idea in his head. Then on the day before the freshman hazing I'll sabotage his weapon. As far as pranks go, this simple one is more meant for the morning, but can be done at night too. Get the toothbrush of a family member and secretly soak the head of it in a cup of orange juice for a few hours, and then put it back(duh). I don't know if you've ever tasted orange juice and toothpaste at the same time, but damn is it nasty.

I'm with UYI. This game, Def Jam Vandetta II, the next Smackdown, and MK Deception are my must-haves this year. I just want to know definitively whether the main character is Snake or Big Boss. I know it doesn't really matter overall, but it would be cool to play as as Snake's "dad".

Moses was the mofucking man Fuck yeah, he was my favorite too. He had the best finishers in the game. If this new game has finishers from different positions, I'd love to see "Hallellujah" performed out of the corner. Ownage. It should also be fun to play as Snoop, but fifty bucks says one of his finishers is called "Doggystyle". Oh, and why the hell is Carmen Electra in this game? Did Jenny McCarthy and Tracy Bingham ask for too much money? It's hard to believe that this will be Electra's SECOND time appearing in a video game. Jeez, just put some pornstars in the game and give them fake names so parents don't recognize them. Rappers like pornstars, don't they?

Although I love most that have been mentioned, my all time favorite is The Playa Haters' Ball. It's spectacular as is, but the outtakes on the DVD are fucking hilarious, Pitbull: Those multi-ethnic hoes look like a box if Skittles, man. Silky: I could say the same about your hoes because it looks like you ate them.

*tastes cake* Mmmm, chocolate! But why does it look like vanilla?

While this is great news, I just hope Seth can get the same writers and actors back.

... and this is what comes up when you Google "guys called Ripper". Weird.

*wonders how long it will be before some Captain Obvious posts Stephanie, Orton and HHH pictures*

Hey Bob, how do you find out who the future hosts are gonna be, aside from on-air promos? Frondi rules!

Whia, whoa, whoa, whoa![/Rock mode] Simmer down now. I may have said too much at once. Just keep watching one episode at a time and you'll be fine.

If that's true, then why are lttle kids always so fucking sick?

Wait till you see the episodes where Brass and Nick(or TEX~! as you call him) become murder suspects. Great episodes. Oh, and have you seen the guy who runs the day shift of CSI yet, named Eckley? He is the PERFECT anti-Grissom dickhole. As far as Grissom and the ladies go he has never had much intrest in Catherine, but in a recent ep he realized he has a thing for Sara when a girl that could be her twin gets killed. Another great episode. Since you like the show it's worth mentioning that there are CSI novels too, all written by Max Allan Collins. Pretty good for books based on a TV show.

First let me say I love this show. Gil Grissom and Catharine Willows(fapfapfap) are two of the best characters on TV... though Grissom really should rid his face of the small animal clinging to it. However, as wacky as some of the plots are(it's TV, folks), what pisses me off is that the show uses forensic science methods that are impossible to do in real life. They supposedly have real CSIs as consultants on the show, but when I see at least four scientific impossibilities per season I start to wonder. I have also never understood why the CSI team talks to witnesses. A criminalist NEVER talks to a witness or suspect. Apart from those annoying little details, the show is a ton of fun, as is its spinoff(I LIKE Horatio Caine, alright?). Oh, and some CSI: NY casting news: Vanessa Ferlito has been cast in the show. You might know her as Jack's girlfriend from this season of 24. ... and Melina Kankaredes has been casr as well. I think most of us know her from Providence. Oh, and CSI: NY will focus on two main investigators(Sinese and Kankredes) rather than a group like its predecessors.

I don't want him. I'm pretty sure Phoenix doesn't, either. Damnit, first I get Mario, now I get DFA? What's going on? Well if you ever for some reason see that cocksucker, do us all a favor and Evenflow DDT his ass. Or a stunner- your choice. Just make sure to say "From the smarks, bitch!" afterwards.

Source: Gamespot As much as I would love to believe this, I need a little more proof- as in a comment by Fox or maybe a screenshot- before I do the Frenchy Dance.

Are you being sarcastic or have you forgotten Earthquake and Typhoon? Personally, I'd have them come back and battle Hurricane/Rosey over the name. Smell the buyrate! No, that wasn't sarcasm. Seriously. Anywho... I just realized that I've never actually seen Dinsmore; I've only heard about him. Can somebody hit me up with a pic or video link?

They should have Hurricane let Rosie "graduate" to full superhero status, give him a superhero name like "Tidal Wave", and fight evil wrestling villains as "The Natural Disasters". All goes well until they meet their own arch villain, an evildoer named Professor Chao... er, Super Nova! ... Although, Natural Disasters seems more like the name of a heel team doesn't it?

Yeah, a woman on my street walk a dog and a cat at the same time. Fuckin' weirdos.

Don't forget Martha Stewart!

Yeah, he is a funny mofo. Mitch Hedberg, Larry the Cable Guy and Stephen Lynch are three of my non-mainstream favorites.