Ted the Poster

"YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!" Sorry, it's just that Kotz bears a striking resemblance to my grandfather when he was younger. Seriously, I'm freaking out over here.

Me Pros: Can change into the shape of a hotdog, an igloo, and on special occasions the Meat Bridge; am also able to remove my brain and become a floatation device. Cons: Very suceptible to peer pressure from Moon people and am easily influenced by Master Shake.

Third round- hold Run and press Down three times.

Does Virginia have any harsher methods of execution than lethal injection? This guy doen't deserve a painless death.

Anybody know if that's really the guy? Seems like a columnist wouldn't agree to take the mandible claw.

The people love Optimus Prime. Starscream owns his metal ass. Soundwave > all Agrees.^ Soundwave owns all you motherfuckers.

ask and ye shall recieve! w00t~!

Johnny Blaze and Orton could for a tag team called Flame Retardant.

Just on-air? Five minutes.

Commandment Eleven: Thou shalt not covet another man's heat, no matter the amount.

... and the Matt facts get lamer.

Hey now, I spent fifteen long minutes on that! *cries*

Dammit Chris stole my pic!

AHAHAHHA!

Was that Domino's? uh...

hydraulics!

- mayonaisse on anything that's not a chicken or turkey sandwich - Bryan Adams - drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth - people who use the word "guesstimate" - guys who wear sandals with socks - Jason Patrick, ewwww!

The fact that he apparently didn't do that proves to me that not only should this kid still be in seventh grade but he needs to be in the special Ed class. I still feel kind of bad for him though since I know what it's like to have attention deficit dis

*marks out* RCT >>>>> Sim Theme Park

My buddies and I were watching Raw recently and we saw a promo for the new season. Three of my drunk friends each immediately blurted out "Back the Mackey!!!" AT THE SAME TIME and the "Crappy Drunk Joke" Hall of Fame got a new inductee. ... Anyway, here's some potentially great news:

A Vince Russo myth. Austin/Taker from 6/99 Raw drew a 9.5. *raises hand* I was at that show. Did the match at least deserve its rating from a TV-viewing standpoint?

They need actors who are used to playing mob guys to do voices. I want Joey Pants(since he was in GTA3) and I could also see Joe Pesci in there.

Baraka and Mileena sex= dangerous. Chomp! Agggh!!! Mileena wins... Castrality. Anyway, I was thinking about Reiko's throne ending, and how it's been suggested he is really Shao Kahn. Well, what if in this new game he's revealed to be Kahn's son? I'm no MK scholar, but wouldn't that make sense?

That's 24-karat gold there. After the showing that I saw ended my buddy stood up and said "So that's why we have a rabbit who hides eggs in the spring!". Half the theater laughed and the other half looked like they were watching a kitten die.