Ted the Poster

It's only half routine. If you had to suck HHH's proverbial cock every week while KNOWING you could wrestle circles around him, you'd be pissed too.

Feel the steeeng, esse!

We love the subs!

Here come Randy Orcken... whoops, I mean Orton.

Oh shit!

Womenth matches are not good openerth.

I saw Rosemary's Baby for the first time a few hours ago. Holy motherfucking shit! 9.10

Adam- Red earth, representative of man(Hebrew), lover of outdoors(Irish) Charles- Sociable, clever, romantic(Teutonic) ...Of course, none of this makes sense(except for the clever part) since I'm almost a fucking shut-in.

No shit!

No, I have never seen one of these commercals. Oh, and I love the Juicy Fruit commercials, especially "Car Door" and the one in the office building. The guy in the door commercial is great(Oh, de-nied!).

Hmmm... I'm thinking more like a baby bottle that WAS filled with cum.

Favorite Fatalities: - Baraka's Slice 'n' Slide from MKII - Kung Lao's Vertical Slice from MKII and 3 - Reptile's Acid Hurl from 3 and 4 - Sektor's Trash Kompactor from 3 Worst Fatalities: - Tanya's Triple Neckbreaker from 4 - Kabal's Scary Face(OF DEATH~!) from 3 - Bo Rai Cho's Belly Flop from DA - Jax's Jolly Black Giant from 3(worst Fatality EVER, IMO) Also, Sub-Zero's Spine Rip >>> Scorpion's Toasty.

They should have known the Kazaa thing would come back to bite them in the ass. Stupid bunch of uncaring greedy fuckwads. What did the lawsuit say to the RIAA? *SLAP~!* HAH HAH HAH! I'm Rick James, bitch.

Sandman, you and I live in the state with the most fucked up weather patterns ever... if you can even call them patterns.

Hee hee; "fun spews" from Krazy "Fill Me Up" Karter. My sig.

Hmmm... I guess Neeson will be alright. Still would've preferred Rickman, though.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" A woman comes home from a golf game. "How did it go?" asks her husband. "Pretty well, except I was stung by a bee between the first and second holes", she says. The man strokes his chin and replies "Hmmm... it sounds like your stance is too wide."

Holy fuck, that image made me jump. I remember Baraka being the fucking man in MKII. He had one of the coolest fatalities ever, where he would impale the opponent on his blades, hold them up and let them sliiiide down the blades. That and Kung Lao's vertical slice are my favorite fatalities ever. I've always thought the fatalities should be location-based, a la Eternal Champions. Or the animation should change with distance. Let's say you do Sonya's Kiss of Death. From half screen it's normal, but when done from full screen distance(and using a longer button combination) she follows it up with a single gunshot... BOOM! Oh, and in this new game, I'd like to FOR ONCE be able to use Goro as a normal character.

"Damn it, someone give me another quarter NOW!!!" "Hey Mickey, wait your fucking turn!"

Damn it, Rant beat me by four friggin' minutes. Oh well; any mod out there feel free to delete my post.

Maybe something like this would happen. (^maybe too gross and icky for some of you fags) I too was going to post that. Hmmm... What if you were the guy's spotter when that happened? I'd probably say something on the way to the hospital like "Well, at least now if you ever go to jail nobody will want to rape you except for the occasional guy with a gigantic dick!" ...you know, to lift his spirits. I am SO going to hell.

Sort of. It's the main character in the XXX parody "Poke-me-mon" along with Prickachu, Squirter, and Jizzlymuff.

Damn, Benoit's run-in got almost nothing.

Ewww...

Someone save that poor woman; Orton is slowly boring her to death!