Ted the Poster

Damn, I've never been a Yankees fan(go Braves!) but now I just fucking hate them. Never before have I seen a pro team get so many bad calls made in their favor. Four Point Play. Thanks for bringing back repressed memories.

Hey, I think I'll sue Hustler for giving me Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

As in the smell, or in the amount of times filled with men's rods? Hey, look at who she's with. At least she's not THAT bad.... right?

Okay, so I was on the phone with Dell tech support, and as luck would have it the noise started up, so I held the phone to the computer. The guy on the line said that it sounds like my internal fan needs cleaning. Can I get a general description of where the internal fan is located? I knew about the fans on the back of the computer, but I didn't know there was an internal one.

Would you reccomend a place like Circuit City or a simple repair shop? What is ghosting software?

Oh fuck. I'm not a computer expert, but does the hard drive dying mean I have to get an entirely new computer? Where is the best place to take this thing so I can find out exactly what's wrong?

*views trailer* Hmmm... GARFIELD IS A SHORT HAIRED CAT, DAMMIT! Why the hell is he so damn fluffy in this movie? I like the eyes, though. It's too bad Lorenzo Music died and was unable to voice Garfield. Although of all the people that could've signed on to voice Garfield, Bill Murray is probably one of the best choices. He was the only person I thought of for the character when I first heard about the movie. The dog that is playing Odie should at least share some RESEMBLANCE to Odie. Couldn't they have at least given the dog a CGI tongue? I also understand wanting to cast young people in the human roles, but Breckin Meyer and JLH? I can't see Meyer doing Jon's physical antics, nor can I see JLH portraying Liz, whose character utilizes dry wit and sarcasm.

I hope not; I've only owned the thing for two years.

Obviously the Dudleys are asking if anyone wants to play table tennis. hahahaha

Optimus Kane? Kanimus Prime? Kanimus Prime... he can transform into a car with a drunken driver and a stick shift I was thinking maybe a dentist with an arm drill...

I'm buying five so I can go skeet shooting.

"Orton is WWE champion... Orton is WWE champion..." That evil and monstrous enough for ya?

Teddy: I sorry boss! I neva roam again! (j/k)

That would be called taking an Orton in some circles. Well, most of them.

You know, I'm beginning to think that the WWE is PAYING Square-Enix to get those commericials. How else could you Americans be plagued by them? I say American, becuase I hardly see them (and I'm Canadian). I got the damn game! WHY HAVEN'T THE COMMERCIALS STOPPED?!?! *sucks thumb*

I know So Will Is Lawler too! He's a ten foot tall beast man who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

This isn't any thing amazing, but it might get a good chuckle. Go to Google and type either "miserable failure" or "weapons of mass destruction" in the search bar(without quotes, of course) and then click the "I'm feeling lucky!" button. I'm not liberal or conservative by any means, so that's probably why I thought it was funny.

I second those!

Simpsons Season 1 and 2 Family Guy Season 1 South Park Season 1, 2. 3 Cheers Season 1 The Shield Season 1 24 Season 1 Law and Order Season 1 L&O: SVU Season 1 Clerks TAS Futurama Season 1 and 2 CSI: Season 1 and 2 I'm waiting for The Critic, Chapelle's Show, and NewsRadio. I want Monk, Scrubs, Home Movies, Reno 911, The Dead Zone, and Boston Public.

Yeah, that was probably the point where Rob Reiner said to himself "Damn, I'm never gonna make anything as good as Spinal Tap again." ... My goo, my precious goo!

Damn, there are too many great quotes from that show to list. Thank God for Comedy Central. Here are some of my favorites: Penguin: Wak wak wak wak wak! Franklin: No, I will not pray with you. Jay: There's Holly Hunter talking to Marlee Matlin. Keep it down you two! Jay: Eggs don't ripen! EGGS DON'T RIPEN! Duke: Son, I only spent three days with a young man named Bill CLinton and look how he turned out. Jay: Maybe you should've taken four. Duke: Yeah... (In the hall of Presidents) Jay: That's not Clinton; that's just one of your old hillbilly bears! Duke: Yeah, but so far nobody's noticed. Jay: "I can't die like this! I have holes in my Little Mermaid underwear!" Eleanor: "Franklin, my life is an endless grey corridor." Franklin: "I've been there too. Usually there's a midget making googly eyes at me. I call him Mr. Pickalini."

Crefit: Prowrestling.com December 29, 2003 Columbia Records and WWE joined forces to unleash WWE Originals, the groundbreaking album of new music performed by WWE's foremost superstars. WWE Originals will be in stores on Jan. 13. Though music has always played an integral role in the WWE global phenomenon, WWE Originals is the first WWE album to showcase the WWE superstars performing material written specifically for them. Artists include Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Dudley Boyz, Trish Stratus, Rey Mysterio, Booker T, Kurt Angle, Lita, Lilian Garcia, Eddy and Chavo Guerrero, Chris Jericho, Rikishi, and Stacy Keibler. WWE Originals features an exclusive value-added DVD with behind-the-scenes footage of the making of the album, candid glimpses of the WWE superstars in unguarded moments and more. The DVD's 14 chapters feature: Coach's Mission; Trish's Studio Session; Kurt Angle Mouths Off; Rey Mysterio - Escuche; Stacy Keibler's Got The Moves; The Dudley Boyz Have Had It; Booker T's Studio Session; Coach Shows Off His Musical Skills; Lita Rocks; Rikishi Lays Down A Track; Stone Cold Sings?; Eddie and Chavo Guerrero - They Lie, Cheat, Steal & Sing; Chris Jericho Gets Vocal; Coach Meets Jim Johnston. Produced by James A. Johnston, whose credits include penning the unforgettable body-slamming ''themes'' of the WWE superstars, WWE Originals is the latest in a series of highly-successful WWE albums and the first WWE/Columbia Records album since the RIAA gold-certified Forceable Entry, which debuted at No. 3 on the Billboard the week of its release in 2002. ''It's great to get back in the ring with Columbia Records, the greatest musical tag-team partner in the world,'' said WWE chairman Vince McMahon. ``With WWE Originals, we're delivering a heart-pounding new experience that will leave the fans breathless and begging for more. These are the WWE superstars like you've never seen or heard them before.'' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Another potential marketing disaster by Vince McMahon. Eddy/Chavo, Angle, and Jericho could be okay though, especially if the songs are humorous.

Hmm... Haas-sault sounds like "assault" when spoken. Nice!

An episode of The System that's about the case has evidence pointing towards both the family and an intruder. I've never felt strongly either way after that... but $16 MILLION for a statement that was possibly just not phrased correctly?!?! That seems a tad excessive.

The last three make me laugh. If they're gonna call the Styles Clash finisher of the year, it should be the STYLES CLASH '03!~(copyright Dames) specifically.