Ted the Poster

*marks out for Launchpad*

Evolution is your listerine!!!

I'm getting tired of that "cock spot" in tag matches. Come on WWE! There's gotta be another way for tag partners to simulate a homosexual act!

Here's an Amazing Red: http://com2.akheva.com/bsd5526.fwwesmackdo...downhctpcaw.t32 You might want to trim the chin a bit, unless you want the X-Division version of Jay Leno.

Saw this on IGN: Online Pro Wrestling Hell yeah! If this ever gets released outside of Japan, I will mark out like never before. The possibilities for this are awesome. But if the game stays Japan-only, can somebody tell me if a modded PS2 can play online imports?

I'm watching the '89 episode right now, and that flower thing with Ian Black was gold. "I killed nature..." Eisen, Rocca, Louge and Sparks are hilarious. When I first heard Doug E. Fresh talk, it sounded like he was having an asthma attack. Btw, did they cover "A Christmas Story" in either episode about '83? That's one of my favorite movies ever.

This is awesome news. Take that Birth of Man!

Remember that fat moronic genie from the later Scooby Doo series? I can handle Scrappy, but I found that piece of shit almost unwatchable. I agree about the Heart kid(wasn't his name Mati or something?) on Captain Planet. You'd think the writers could've given an Australian kid the power of Lightning or something. The Snorks were shitty too. They were second-rate underwater Smurfs. Also, that kid Spike had in a few T&J cartoons has a large protion of my hatred. Transformers Armada is pure crap, except for Jet Fire and Star Scream.

My favorite SL is also the Bizarro episode. Turtleface rules! Bizarro, I love you!

Yeah, the H... is O.

Ah hell, screw being picky: - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, 3, or 4 - each Castlevania - Super Mario Bros. 3 port(marks out for SMB3 ) - Both Firepro games - Wario Land 4 - Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance - Advance Wars(either) I can't believe that nobody has suggested WARIO WARE MEGA MICROGAME$~! Did anyone besides me get that game? It was fucking awesome!

Agrees with Mad Dog ^^ It all depends on what you like. What are your favorite genres?

Barron, I'm confused- are you talking about Adam McKay, the guy who did those mini-movies like the Food Pawn Shop with Steve Buscemi? Or was he a person who wrote Ferrell's best sketches?

I'm a Braves fan, but ever since their last World Series win they have managed to pretty consistently make it to the playoffs and then choke in a deciding game. It's almost like a routine nowadays. They don't get squashed 3-1 or 4-0; they tie the series and fucking choke. Wood pitched an awesome game while our pitcher allowed two runs in the first inning, just like in the previous game. Having said that, I have respect for the Cubs and will root for them. But if it comes down to Cubs-BoSox in the World Series, my views will have to change, mainly because I have family in "Bahstan". Also, Sosa's bat breaking was fucking awesome. Everyone at the resturaunt I was in, even the Cubs fans, laughed hysterically and were yelling "check his bat!"

Hey Bob, I haven't been here long so I've never seen one of your SNL reviews before. Do you do them on TSM, or do you have a site? Anyway, here are a few of my afterthoughts. - Maya Rudolph may not be very funny, but at least she's a lot hotter than the fugly Dratch(but Dratch is funnier). - I was glad that Jimmy was able to not giggle at himself for once. - Tina Fey was, as usual, very hot and hilarious. Her joke about Bush's failure to find everything had me rolling. - As for the new people, Kenan could work out if he sticks to impressions, and Finesse Mitchell seemed to be trying too hard to be the next Chris Rock(and did you see his LIPS? God, they were huge!). - Jack Black was awesome, but it seemed like he was the ONLY thing keeping his sketches funny. - Also, I just gotta say that even though he may be boring, John Mayer's music played from your car outside of a club attracts girls like mad(judging from few clubs I've been to). Women just love the guy. By the way, what are your opinions about Will Ferrell's performance on SNL and in general? He was always one of my favorites, and his Harry Cary was awesome. The Roxbury sketches, however, were asinine. I've never seen anyone make so many other cast members crack up during a brodcast.

Or maybe five words: "Bullet to the writer's head".

Yeah, I read the premise for HHH's "movie" and I have three words: "direct to DVD". No, wait, make that six words: "direct to reel-to-reel projector".

RVD has some well-suited candidates there. It's twue; it's damn twue! ... and I really hope that I'm not the only person on this board who can recite Holy Grail almost word for word. NIGH!

I mark for the Smallville theme song, Evil Clark, and the hotness that is Allison Mack. Karen Sisco looks like it could OWN, but unfortunately it's on Wednesday at 10. That means it's up against Law & Order(marks for the dumm-dumm sound), which hurts its chances. I can't wait for SCRUBS~! next week; Doctor Cox and the janitor rule. Then I can watch the conclusion of the season premiere of CSI right afterwards.

I read(in EW or Cinescape, can't remember) that Halle isn't playing Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman, aka Selina Kyle. Supposedly she's from the same bloodline or something, and she inherited Selina's "cat traits". Damn, this movie seems like it'll suck horse dick. Also, that outfit is worse than the one from Daredevil. Oh and Ramsus- I don't know about you, but I always wanted Angela Basset to play Storm. Did you ever hear Storm speak on the 90's TV series? Very similar to Basset.

I'll do lists too. Not anime 5. South Park- the last two seasons were the best ever 4. Futurama- underrated and WAY too unappreciated 3. The Fairly Oddparents- lots of jokes directed at adults 2. Family Guy- like with Futurama 1. Aqua Teen Hunger Force- can't beat the meat! Honors: Duckman, Clerks, Batman:TAS(early) Anime 5. G Gundam- only mecha anime I ever liked (Erupting Burning FINGAAAA!!!) 4. Cowboy Bebop- best theme song EVER, for any show 3. Trigun- coolest post-apocalyptic western this side of the former Mississippi 2. Inuyasha- if you haven't seen it uncut, then you haven't really seen it 1. Tenchi Muyo/Universe- words can not express my happiness about the new episodes Honors: DB/DBZ, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Lupin III

Ohhh, so that's Sunspot. I had read about the character, and seen him on the show, but I never put 2 and 2 together.

That would be an acceptable punishment since Eddy's rich and his matches usually are a community service. I also think that if that drunk moron filed a lawsuit, then Eddy should countersue the guy for pain and suffering because of the alcohol.

Nah, the Morlocks and X-Men don't hate each other like the Brotherhood hates the X-Men. The Morlocks usually keep quiet in the sewer, and don't hate humans like, say, Magneto. They are partially ashamed of themselves because of their looks/powers, and they dislike most of hamanity because of its prejudice towards mutants. The only real way I could see the Morlocks having an end-all battle with the X-Men is if they joined up with Magneto when he comes back. What? Come on, you KNOW he's not dead. However, if the TMNT came over to fight the Morlocks, it'd be ON. I also thought Spike(I refuse to use the y in his name; it just looks like they're trying too hard) looked pretty badass on Saturday. But I still think he has got the stupidest power of anyone on the show. Also, they need to take him out of the opening credits and stick somebody like Iceman(or is it Iceboy?) in there, who has helped the X-Men on many occassions. IMO, Iceman would be a very cool addition to the main cast. I know what you're thinking and yes, that WAS the worst pun ever. Somewhat off-topic: What the fuck was up with Omega Red a few weeks ago? He had an underbite the size of Montana, and the style of animation made him seem like a total pussy compared to his comic book and original TV series counterparts. Then again, it is Kids' WB. Oh, and Gosunkugi, you are talking about the kid with the headaches being Leech, right? Side note: I've seen the powers of every new person at the Institute(Magma, Berserker, etc.) except one. Does anybody know what the new black kid's power(s) is/are? He's never called by name either, or at least I've never heard it myself. It's starting to bug me a little.