Ted the Poster

I'm pretty sure they're considered canon.

"Grr, I'm a deadly puma be frightened of me!"

Seconded. One of the best threads ever.

Hey, he's a Tom Clancy fan. How fitting.

Don't worry about it Czech. I have every Rankin-Bass special. That short has always creeped me out though. I think it's a combination of Joe's serial killer eyes and Santa having a "me so SOLLY!" face.

Yeah, it's really good so far.

I was paraphrasing Milhouse. Still, you make a good point.

The teacher wants a paper on Henry VIII and I have to score a pumpkin sticker or better on it.

I prefer the check/check plus system. We need someone to use that.

You might need to stand and hold onto that strap.

Dang. That would explain the GL-Beetle thing.

... I don't get it.

Asking questions about thread closings? That's a thread closin' Posting about the board's canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a thread closin'.

NYankees was BORN to post here!

Yeah, Slayer.

Wow, Marvin really IS a lunatic!

This is so much better than SNL Review Barron.

So, the truth comes out. Fucking traitor.

I love both versions. I'm sure the vast majority of people who watch like both versions, as it's a fairly specific type of humor.

The Office isn't really Patrick's style, I would imagine. Most others, sure.

Except she'll never love you.

I was told of a whale taken near Lance, that had above a barrel of cheese crackers in his belly...

Because pompous, bullying windbags who enjoy vibrators in their asses are such good role models.