Ted the Poster

Red Star was frozen, and Risk had his arm ripped off.

You'll teach the elderly to slam-dance?

"i'll never grow old, never die, and I'll always eat oatmeal."

Malibu still has trench mouth, I hear.

Was I the only one laughing when Jack said he "never expected something like this to hapeen"?

This new dude at CTU is just screaming "bad guy", so he probably won't be.

That guy looks like Rutger Hauer.

So she hasn't been taking her pills... hoo boy.

The same two emotions that all women are limited to having.

I won a Tiger handheld Little Mermaid and pack of Matt's chocolate chip cookies on Bozo in '94 I had one of those. Great little game.

She was so hot, too.

.. and there's #2.

Kurt Cobain?!

Dayum.

Oof. What a good game.

Does Maynard always suck like this?

"Gimmick Infringement!" But yeah, I agree.

Is anybody else having problems with reloading the page?

What the hell as that?! Not that I'm complaining, but really, what the fuck.

BULLSHIT

Definitely a reception. Legit TD.

It's DURKA DURKA DURKA but in Swedish.

It's Pete Rose with Down's.

The hell does "Custom Fatality Mode" mean? Why would they have trouble putting Motaro into 3D?

Awful tag-line? Check. Obligatory horror movie sex scene? Check. Creepy little kid music? Check. Unrecogniazable actors? Of course! Well, this should be a fun little piece of riff material.