Ted the Poster

Ted Levine? Fucking awesome.

Blue!

Red!

Did you, really? Everyone here is some type of nerd or snob. The comic nerds have as much right as the music snobs to have a column, be it about Spider-Man or Radiohead. York should take that stupid H out of his first name.

I went to that "Gay Dolphin" bric-a-brac store at the Pavillion once. Kotz knows the one I mean. It was the hardest time I've ever had navigating through a store- like a maze filled with cheap souveneirs and seashell jewelry. Since then I've only wasted my money at the arcades, as it should be. Those 20-odd T-shirt shops suck too. It's mostly the kind of stuff only Malibu would wear(no offense Zack- I mean it's your kind of stuff). The only non-arcade places on the boardwalk that I can stand are the Ripley's museum and that old-fashioned diner.

Baby Oil?! NOOOOOOOO!

Emo with a dark and bleak candy coating.

*points to Hoff*

A man obsessed with Astro Boy can't give relationship advice.

Curse of the American Pie girls?

I'm seeing it tomorrow. I know they made Kong more sypathetic, but please tell me that he at least smahes some cars and throws some people around.

Gross!

Then why be a lawyer? Self-loathing?

It hurts my brain to try and find an answer as to why Brian Cox would do this movie. Do the Farrellys have discriminating photos or something?

I thought you liked that kind of thing. Oh, you meant the make-up.

Rudo Montoya

Fruit Brute would rip everyone else's throats out.

Doing the Truffle Shuffle isn't very crunk, Hoff.

"Every night we had to tie Tim in the trees to keep him safe from the creature."

how do you do that thing where you whip the guy out then back towards you, and elbow him? the CPU does it to me all the time.

EFA.

I was going to use that picture in this thread!

*gives Lushus a 40 oz. to restore +15 blackness*