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    Watchmen

    I'd add James Robinson's run on Starman to that list as well.
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    Could you pass the US citizenship test?

    18/20. Maybe I should watch the incentive video again. "America: The happiness of your new world... forever!"
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    I taught somebody a lesson

    She probably thought Fridge had written down her plate number, Lushus. Good job Fridge, though you technically did commit a felony.
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    The Happening

    Good to know. I had a feeling all the good deaths were in the trailer. Yes, I just said I hoped it wasn't a gore-fest. Fuck you, I'm still a guy.
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    The Happening

    I don't think most people don't expect another Sixth Sense, Ripper(it'd be nigh impossible to top that, IMO). They expect something worth their time and money. Unbreakable, and to a lesser extent Signs both did that. The Village was full of terrible acting(whispering does not equal acting, Mr. Phoenix), muddled pacing and a supposed twist that even Sloth from The Goonies could figure out within the first twenty minutes. The only bright spot was Bryce Dallas Howard. After Lady in the Water flopped, despite being a decent film, I just hope Mr. Night didn't decide to go for the cheap gore thrill with this movie.
  8. Never underestimate the power of middle-aged women who wish they'd led a more glamorous life. Or weird fuckers like Barron.
  9. i saw this a couple weekends ago, loved it. some of the family subplot stuff was admittedly half-baked and awful, but the slow-burn pacing was perfect and made those funny touches even funnier (the doctor examination, the nuclear power plant that sits right behind the house in every shot). I couldn't tell if the power plant thing was there for humorous purposes or not, which just made me dislike it more.
  10. You're spot-on about Doomsday. Rhona Mitra was trying her best(and looking it, godDAMN), but she alone had no chance at saving a movie full of rip-offs disguised as "homages". Hoskins and McDowell- God love them- were just there, in roles that could have been done just as well by dozens of other actors. The great cast just made it all the more dissapointing. Also, Teeth fucking sucked. Don't bother with it.
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    US networks announce Fall schedule

    I woudln't worry. By now dedicated viewers like you and I are used to Fox's awful scheduling. Edit: Hell's Kitchen on Thursdays? Shit! Just one more thing to torrent, I suppose.
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    US networks announce Fall schedule

    Fucking hell. You know the likelihood of it getting picked up by another network, Bob?
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    Okay, I see a Ninja Turtle, Oompa Loompa, Smurf, Snork, Pikachu, Spongebob, Teletubby... what's that thing with its back turned?
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    Dude looks like the German version of Mark Twain.
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    Comments which don't warrant a thread.

    I dunno. Coast Guard?
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    Idea for a new Fed... Shock Wrestling

    Must be going to a Canadian journalism school.
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    Idea for a new Fed... Shock Wrestling

    The top heel stable is a Hart-esque wrestling family called The Fergusons. Their signature heel tactics are strangling the other guy with a choke chain behing the ref's back and leg humping the ref to cause a distraction. When one of them wins the whole family puts the loser in an emu suit and the winner sticks his dick in the fake beak, pumping to completion.
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    Airbag/How Am I Driving?

    He'd also like to marry Hillary Duff and have lots of little kids with their own malformed five-o-clock shadows, but that ain't happening either.
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    State of the Folder

    Hey, you were the star of this place for a while. Like I said, the folder is a joke and its a waste of time trying to post anything in it when you get responses that are seemingly from a bunch of 12 year olds. Who, despite being twelve, still have more mental maturity than Glenn Beck.
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    Parents fight over gang ties...

    He wanted to see AWESOME MOD POWERS.
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    Parents fight over gang ties...

    Oh sweet Jesus, make it stop.
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    General DC Discussion

    So... While having was the right way to go, why in the hell would you do it in the pages of instead of DotNG #8? Furthermore, why do it in the penultimate issue instead of the last issue?! And with art by fucking Scott Kolins of all people! ARGH.
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