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  1. Or given its hoe Hepatitis C.
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    The Damian Gonzalez Memorial Thread

    You smash your own leg in sacrifice before that fucker gets anywhere near your groin, of course.
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    It's called LFing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For years I thought those were her shoulder blades.... but they were really just dents from the application process. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fun fact: Terri's implants are actually gerbil exercise balls. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fun Fact: Richard Gere will now get implants. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    Or have a forum full of smart-asses to post on. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wha? Where?!
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    It's called LFing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For years I thought those were her shoulder blades.... but they were really just dents from the application process. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fun fact: Terri's implants are actually gerbil exercise balls.
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    It's called LFing.
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    Plus, you don't necessarily have to go at the windpipe via the mouth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know I wouldn't. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Boy, that sure is one sexy lung!"
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    Don't blame the pedestrians for the car wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The show was already a car wreck, the pedestrians just poured gasoline on it and lit a match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The pedestrians fucked the dead bodies inside and then giggled at the blood. Then Zack Malibu took his picture with the wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Followed by HHH, sho stacked all the bodies onto a cart and ran away screaming "MINE!" while whacking off. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I would say that a dozen dead bodies have more intellect and creativity than his current wife, and probably don't nag as much when you try and fuck their windpipe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Plus, you don't necessarily have to go at the windpipe via the mouth.
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    Don't blame the pedestrians for the car wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The show was already a car wreck, the pedestrians just poured gasoline on it and lit a match. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The pedestrians fucked the dead bodies inside and then giggled at the blood. Then Zack Malibu took his picture with the wreck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Followed by HHH, sho stacked all the bodies onto a cart and ran away screaming "MINE!" while whacking off.
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    I was hoping for "raise the rando's something" finish to the diva search. Remember kids, it's not rape if you marry her afterwards and beat up her boyfriend. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    Aw, I was hoping for the "raise the downed ref's limp arm" finish.
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    The OAO Raw thread for 08.01.05

    Cause that is the SMART thing to do.....also, there is seven minutes left of show time, and i don't want to hear Carlito's theme 10 times while he celebrates. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At least it wouldn't be Cena's theme.
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    Well, I Quit Doing Drugs

    As soon as Agent was sober all of his facial hair fell off and he grew a suit, I bet.
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    For our black folks and wiggers

    Quiet, you young whizzipper-snizzapper.
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    Weekend Box Office Report

    Oh, good. 194th doesn't sound that bad as say, 9th steepest. I suspect I'm reading that the wrnong way though.
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    Weekend Box Office Report

    I think FF should get a sequel; it showed a lot of promise IMO. What was FF's budget? Good for Wedding Crashers too. That movie was funnier than it had any right to be.
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    The Official Sin City Thread

    It really is nearly impossible to truly appreciate the film without reading the books.
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    Cuz we can't get enough of terrorists...

    Likewise. how about we see your version of comedy gold before you start waving off the newbies. Thanks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (slips on a banana peel) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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    Weird Thoughts You Had Reading WWE News and Notes

    Playing a retard isn't difficult at all.
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    Weird Thoughts You Had Reading WWE News and Notes

    Exactly what I was thinking.
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    "Best of Walker Texas Ranger clips on Conan"

    Anybody know a way I can save that?
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    Family Guy

    I still contend that "My daughter would abosolutely love you" is one of the funniest, if not the funniest lines in FG's history.
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    Piss... anywhere in my house that you want to

    I've known of it for about a year or so. Never went there though for fear of what I could potentially see/read.
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    Mental Alarm Clock

    Man, I thought I had a superpower. Oh well.
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