Ted the Poster

I saw him about two years ago. He was with two other guys and it was like Kings of Comedy, where he was MC and talked for like ten minutes before and after each act. The guys he performed around(one is a regular on Best Week Ever) were a lot funnier. Charlie was trying to do bits, when he should have just stuck to his True Hollywood Stories. Man, I wish Norton or Louie CK would come down here.

Of all the things I ever thought about South Park parodying, Stand and Deliver was never something I even considered. Wow.

More like The Man in Blu, amirite.

I'll second this. It takes a lot of talent to fuck it up that badly. Ultimates 1 & 2 were great. 3 ..not so much. Yeah, and considering the first two were by Mark Millar, this one is a real POS. His apparent fetish for the color brown is discouraging too.

It does seem unfair, but most of the veterans here are in that chat anyway. Can there be an e-stoning?

1. What have we done that you like? The name thing was a great implementation. The Repot button's results are yet to be seen. 2. What have we done that you wish we hadn't? Maff Chat mod-a-palooza- not so much the who, but the how many. Got no problem with the Metal Ed thing as I don't listen to much music anyway. 3. Is there anything you'd like us to do? Re-uploaded pictures for the Classic threads, if possible. 4. Would you invite people here to expand the community? Well, I would except everyone I know is already here or The Pit. 5. Are you optimistic that we're not going to be fucking terrible at this? I'm optimistic that it'll be better than BeanieKidz and Mole's regime. 6. Chicken tenders or chicken fingers? Tenders, goddamnit.

"Cancer, you should only get cancer!"

That's quite the odd tic jaunt. "I used to bite my nails but now I punch myself in the dick."

My mom grinds her teeth during sleep but refuses to wear a mouthpiece because they all smell like burnt rubber.

Quick, someone stab EHME with a broken light bulb or something!

Settle down there, Diet RC.

That's fucking quotable right there.

Finally, Create-A-Finisher. I've been wanting that since Wrestlemania 2000 came out. This will be my first SD game in four years.

It's easy to find the email address you joined with(and change it, if need be) in your profile. No problem.

Oops.

Well, we now have photographic evidence, unfortunately.

Someone recommended to me that I focus on getting good as a few core characters for online mode so I mainly use Pokemon Trainer, Wario, and Lucario. Still haven't unlocked Toon Link, Sonic and Jigglypuff though. If anyone wants to give me their Wii ID so they can get some easy wins, go ahead. Or, if everyone already gave theirs in this thread, I'll just post mine later.

Met Ric Flair in an antique store about ten years ago. He was buying something for his daughter's birthday. Ran into the Barbarian at Gold's Gym. Nice fellow. I was at the Applebee's Will Ferrell filmed from in Talladega Nights, and met Jane Lynch. Got a picture with Charlie Murphy at a comedy club. Once I went over to my grandmother's condo to pick up a picture frame, and Woody Harrelson passes by me. I ask her "Were you teaching yoga to Woody Harrelson?" and she just goes "Oh, is that who that was? He acted like I should know him."

Alan Moore, Swamp Thing. I've read Hush. Yes, yes he is. It doesn't matter how bad someone's writing is these days. Sales are all that matter. See: Millar, Mark and Way, Daniel. Hell, if She-Hulk suddenly skyrocketed in popularity she would undoubtedly become the new MU centerpiece. Not that I mind that, of course. Peter David FTW. I'm really scared of Daniel Way writing the new Deadpool book though. *shudder*

Dur-hey.

Same as mine, save for Stanhope. Haven't heard enough of him yet.

Does not compute.

Your kind pretty much suck all the energy out of the world, what with being attention whores and only connecting on a physical level. True life energy is about a man and woman... not Wang on Wednesday, then Snatch on Friday. Plus, your kind usually is ruled by only your self-gratification. Your kind is truly killing this world on a physical, mental, emotional, social, and spiritual level. Yeah? Well you're a nigger. Most of society may look down on my kind, but at least I'm not sucking dicks and passing AIDS around like it's a fucking potluck Though one of you guys did start the whole AIDS thing by fucking that monkey.

Keep that lazy eye peeled for suspicious activity off to the side.