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  1. Ted the Poster

    We got Pope smoke...

    Yeah, it's like getting the short Asian kid assigned to your basketball team in gym class. Sure, he can dribble really fast...
  2. Intresting. I liken it to the sounds of a young boy moving around whilst standing inside a shopping bag that is being used to hide his l'il feet as he commences "finding the gooey candy". To each his own though.
  3. If CronoT were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.
  4. Ted the Poster

    Cousins Marry

    Eh, I'd prefer a washboard, a jug with "XXX" on it, and some spoon slappin'.
  5. Ted the Poster

    Cousins Marry

    That's hot.
  6. Ted the Poster

    World Leaders: A bunch of lying douche bags?

    It's $5 for the whole seat but you'll only need the EEEEDGE!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!
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    I'm not posting here anymore.

    Aye. He was followed up in the fatness category by Grover Cleveland, I do believe.
  8. Ted the Poster

    I'm not posting here anymore.

    I'd demand a recount if I hadn't ran unopposed. Plus, I was forced into office like Taft was.
  9. Ted the Poster

    Anyone here ever tried a diet?

    Sort of, yeah. I work at a recovery center, after all.
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    I'm not posting here anymore.

    You're not even trying anymore, are you.
  11. Ted the Poster

    Anyone here ever tried a diet?

    Suprise.
  12. Ted the Poster

    Summer Movies.

    I'm curious as to why some people think that F4 is going to be bad.
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    Weekend Boxoffice Report, April 22-24

    But isnt it the same thing as Guess Who? TWO~ romantic comedy's featuring Aston Kutner in a month is just too much for the public. Guess Who is more of a sitcomish style movie. A Lot Like Love is more romance You saw BOTH?? What is WRONG with you?!
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    First new Family Guy episode leaked

    I always liked that show. Any program with Stacy Keach and Scott Farckus(~!) is worth watching.
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    Jack Black is a wrestling Priest in Mexico

    Fuck you Mole. Jared Hess rules,
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    Non-Bias Attack: A gang of up to 30 black teens

    With a tildebang.
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    TSM Cribs

    I've only ventured into the music folder maybe three times since I first got here, and yet somehow I already knew that Mole would like Phish. Yeesh.
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    Another weird Ebay auction

    Of course it from my state. Damn it.
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    Rize

    Hey, I saw a white guy! Or a hispanic guy. I couldn't tell because of that retarded facepaint. Black people iz CRAZY! I like how all the people's goofy names appeared. "Tommy the Clown... L'il Mama... Larry..."
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    Just saw this on FNC

    I thought they were already skating...
  21. Ted the Poster

    Remember When He Claimed to Care about CFR?

    Or what, depending on where you live.
  22. Ted the Poster

    Where will you be in September?

    Ouch....that hurts. If it makes you feel any better, he won't visit when you move back to New York either.
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    TSM Cribs

    I give Max some props for the Sam the Eagle doll.
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    Summer Movies.

    It can if it has Adam Sandler, Nelly, Steve Austin and Goldberg. Fuck, I don't think even Burt Reynolds and James Cromwell could save that movie.
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    Summer Movies.

    You people voting for The Longest Yard should be ashamed.
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