Ted the Poster

That force of sheer irony just gave me a strokew4e0jb

Then they could call it a new version of Harold and Maude, 'cept it'd be "Harrald 'en Mauwd". You know, because it's in Boston. Shut up.

You know that the picture thing is a psychological attempt to make yourself feel better about your own ineptness in various categories, right?

Maybe he can do an impression of somebody who can act. OMG BURN! Nobody is going to buy Fallon as a fucking DETECTIVE to begin with! Taxi is to movies what post-cocaine Robin Williams is to comedy, and the continued success of both has also made me realize that the world is full of more dullards than I thought.

The shame I feel right now is overwhelming.

Let's just ignore him from now on.

You cannot be fucking serious. Three of your "sources" are a filmmaker who edits tape more than Bill O'Reilly, a mediocre comedian who wrote for SNL, and a self-described FAKE NEWS ANCHOR? Holy everloving shit.

CWM: "Are you about a size 14?"

He always was a damn crybaby about something. Well now we need somebody new who can fly off the handle unreasonably. Patrick?

There's still a lot of guys left. I consider Ali a huge figure of the century, transcending sport. There's still three US presidents left alive of that era. Mandela. CBS was just using the information that their sources provided. Kotz, you believe only in something you came up with? We should call you Mr. Applewhite.

Faps to Corky from Life Goes On VVV

Blame Hoff, duh.

Shouldn't politicians count as actors, though?

Which is exactly why your life is so shitty, you filthy heathen. What is Flow Theory? I think I know, but I'm not 100% sure.

I'd like to know what possible reason any of you could have that justifies trying to pronounce internet slang in public.

Don't forget that classes at CWM's school of grammur start in the fall.

So you're dreaming of Dames now? Not OF him, but he makes cameos. He was on a boat. Dames is Czech's personal M. Night Shyamalan.

She TUK AR FOOD PASTE

Kotz was reminded of his own physique and began silently crying into his appletini.

^^ Sucks at RPGs, apparently.

... Yeah.

Well, now I can refer to her as "that dead, skinny, retarded cunt" from now on. Any better? Yeah cause that disproves my point about internet bravery. Much better. I absolutely would've called her that to her face. If I could have expected a response other than drool, I mean.

Son of a bitch... FUCK!

^^ Jumps to conclusions.