Ted the Poster

Hitler?

You should probably shave soon, Tobey Maguire's dad as Peter Parker.

Things that are broken "The password is: Things That Are Funny Floating."

Whoops.

The more you know.

YES

Digger Smolken. Awesome.

As a fellow chaffer, I feel his pain.

Sorry, we couldn't stop him.

If I did get any ink, my feeling is that I'd eventually wander into that territory. Not.....deliberately attempting to get a Yakuza tat, but I'd probably get a shitload of ink, so that it winds up covering at least one arm, and my back, maybe my chest. My dilemma is that I just haven't found or thought of any design I'd really like. You can get AMBR ALRT on your knuckles.

In the HISTORY of our sport.

He wasn't that good a wrestler Who? Chris or Christ? Are you trying to say Jesus Christ couldn't hit a chinlock? A Major League reference. You bastard.

and on the fourth day, he rested Oh, you motherfucker.

In other news, the Draft cotinues THIS WEDNESDAY on WWE.COM!

Local ads for the 6/16 SD taping have

A Marlin Perkins refernce. I love JBL.

It's good to see an unbiased list for once.

I heard there were talks to get Ron Perlman in as the Comedian.

My brother's seventh grade english teacher was bipolar, and went off her meds when her husband left her. About a week later she took a gun to her stomach in the bus parking lot during lunch. They fired her for that, of course.

Why don't you drag yourself and Meat away from The Pit. It would be highly appreciated. Heeeeeey, you're not from Ottawa!

I'm fine with the lips as long as he still has green hair.

You feeling okay, Slayer?