Ted the Poster

Ever? Kinison Today? Black.

What part of "Post Count Vortex" don't you understand? I'm guessing it's the definition of "vortex".

That looks like WWE's version of The Crucifixion.

Nice netting on those boots, Hoff. Fag.

Better?

Edit: Double post, sorta.

Aww.... Alright, let's flash fry that fucker!

No, it really isn't.

A good 60-70% of this board could be on that show.

Oh come on, GTD. The gameplay is like the simplest thing ever.

Okay, Barbie dead in Speed Racer's trunk= GOLD.

Ever occur that the dull unfunny guy might be a better player? I mean, he sucks at comedy so he's gotta be decent at something.. Bobbo- you watch E!, don't you?

Holy hell Bob. Would you have seen Glitter if Norm was in it?

Where'd you hear this? It's spectacular if it's true.

I will too. The horridness of this gimmick will be brought up many a time.

I used to like you.

I wonder why...

I thought up so many lines for that I got dizzy. *points at Ripper* I genuinely feel bad for Kotz. Wow.

Well fuck you too.

Weren't like 80% of Full House episodes "very special" episodes? I remember episodes about alcohol, crash dieting, drugs, and a LOT of them were about peer pressure.

Bob, don't knock Medical Inestigation until you've seen it. The show is well-written and pretty compelling. I like the new L&O series. Seeing the guy who played Alvarez on Oz as a detective was a bit surreal though.

I have a supernumerary third nipple. One of my first girlfriends was actually a little turned on by it. I have no career aspirations whatsoever, and no idea what to do after college. Yeah yeah, poor me.

Kotz says that all the time for various reasons.

Where's Clichebot when you need him.