Ted the Poster

You say all that like it's something new.

If knowing that Witty will have a tube painfully pushed up his ass is all I get for my birthday, it'll still be the best birthday ever.

All fanboys suck. Period.

While I like the idea of Tarantino directing, I really dislike that some people will be watching JUST because he's directing. It seems like such a fanboy thing to do. Bruckheimer should direct an episode, too. Oh and DH, here is some background info on each character: Grissom: work > personal life Catherine: ex-stripper, dead husband Warrick: gambling addict Nick: sexually abused as a child Sarah: alcoholic, mom killed dad

Being established here is actually what I fear most. I mean fuck, look what happened to you guys. Can you imagine how pathetically high your postcounts would be if HD counted towards it?

Good job stealing Mole's very lame thunder. Be advised though that Mole is the Zeus of lame thunder. He has many more bolts to throw.

Loss watches American Idol? My whole world has turned upside down! Oh yeah, I liked the movie a lot too. The kid from the Disney show sincerely suprised me.

Liberals are horrible too.

"Congradulations Mrs. Stevens. You've given birth to a healthy abomination of God." Oh well. At least my lil' buddy has a girlfriend now.

"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!" "He's got huge, sharp - eh - he can leap about - look at the bones!"

Apparently, so is originality.

Yep. It's in the police station bathroom.

He'd say it very angrily, I asume.

This is HD, silly!

All work and no anime makes Dorian a dull boy... or should I say, an "otaku".

Not anymore. It's about wondering what Jane Seymore's character is really up to. DUN DUN DUN.

You might want to rephrase that. Phag. If you're going to continue using horrible, unfunny, idiotic images at least learn how to resize the goddamn things.

oh no Oh yes.... This'll be the third unfunny, terrible sig in a row. You stink.

Kind of like... oh no, too many posters/people to list... getting dizzy...

Beuller?

I wonder how she knows Super Dave Osborne and Ron Pearlman.

Typing /sunlight automatically bans you from the current server for treason, I hear. I have a question. Do all MMORPGs have a huge subscription fee? The only one I ever bought was City of Heroes and the fee was ridiculous.

I'm 1/4 Jewish on Dad's side. When I was grounded as a kid, I'd call my Dad a dictator. Then he'd say "Get in your room or I'll make a lampshade out of you!" My Dad's a sick bastard, and it's why I love him. Wait, what was this about again? Oh, right: Before I go... I would just like to say... FREE CHOCOLATE!

Damn, he looks about 45. The guy who plays Captain Stottlemeyer on Monk was also Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs. Every episode I hope he'll ask somebody if they're a size fourteen.