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  1. Ted the Poster

    MLK Day

    I don't find it any weirder than getting off work for LABOR DAY. It was a play on stereotypes, and... fuck, nevermind.
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    MLK Day

    I also find it ironic that on a day celebrating a black leader, people don't have to work...
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    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

    It's just tiring to come up with a new insult for you, since most of the good ones have already been said before. The Minogue obsession, the Peewee thing, the raving- they've all been done to death. C'mon Kotz, give up some new material.
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    Let's go to Hardee's

    I would think that a few additional lbs making her feel healthy for once would be prize enough. 100 lbs? I hope she's like 5' or something.
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    MLK Day

    I thought you guys hate to work.(©kkktookmybabyaway)
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    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

    Holy shit I will so kill you for that. Oh no, are you gonna have Chairy and Jambi attack me?
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    Oh man, I'm on drugs right now.

    That should be his custom title so that from now on he can just post a <---. That'd be easier typing for all the junkies of the board. Fucking scenesters.
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    Meatwad

    Yeah, it is kind of like making a retarded kid laugh with the "got yer nose" trick. I mean it's fine that you don't like me because plenty of people don't, but up until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know who you are. I guess it is "hip" to hate Mole. I don't dislike you, Mole. You've just provided a lot of material about yourself that is easily mockable. After all, the purposes of the internet are downloading porn/music/movies and insulting others anonymously.
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    Meatwad

    Yeah, it is kind of like making a retarded kid laugh with the "got yer nose" trick.
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    Gilmore Girls

    No, we make fun of you for being a Whedon fanfag and for getting crushes on pop sluts. Never liked the daughter on the show because she looks like my cousin, which is creepy. The mom, though, is really hot.
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    SNL Review

    Bob, you know as well as I do that the reasons Canada doesn't have a MLK day are because Canada was first noticed about fifty years ago, and because Canada has no black people(I heard they don't like cold weather). Next week's show will be good. Giamatti made that fantasy movie Private Parts actually watchable. Sideways ruled, too.
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    Post your Desktop!

    Who is that, DH?
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    Mark Mathis is my hero

    That man is our town shame. His schtick on TV is never funny. I was also unfortunate enough to see his stand-up "act" at a local comedy club. If it weren't for Dave Attell, that would have been the worst birthday ever. Thankfully, he was recently fired from the station for coming to work drunk. Oh, amd shame on you for exposing him to everyone here.
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    US 'erodes' global human rights

    Mike is like the Mick Foley of CE.
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    Discovery's 100 Greatest Americans

    Didn't Cobb allegedly kill a man?
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    8 Simple Rules...With Children

    It's a shame they couldn't rip on each other, though. Did he at least tear David Spade a new one?
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    Alternatives

    Does your friend know she's married to Gob from Arested Development?
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    Alternatives

    Nah, Horatio was pretty much always right there with him. He STILL does it, even with Jimmy gone.
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    US Troops use children as shields

    They photoshopped that guy's head.
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    Are you on drugs right now?

    It's a fairly small one.
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    Who reads the TSM content site?

    Would it be called "A SPOONful of Kotz" or "Oh man, I'm on drugs right now"?
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    A story I'm writing....

    Not in a hundred years when he'll be in the majority. Damn Mexicans having a thousand babies...[/kkk]
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    Napoleon Dynamite

    Well, the popular guy in real life usually is a tool. Now gimme some of your tots.
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    Are you a pilgrim in an unholy land?

    Plus, your spelling sucks. Oh, nevermind. My county is the only overwhelmingly liberal one in the state.
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    I have blood in my stool

    Just like icy sidewalks!
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