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    Meatwad

    Maybe it's an LA(blecch) thing Sass. I've never heard that definition before.
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    Meatwad

    I was touched... by the power. On my unit. In broad daylight. Starring Lou Diamond Phillips. I would honestly consider becoming a gimmick that matched my SN. Though I would want the same from subliminal_animal, so he has to be renamed strangled_by_umbilical_cord first.
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    Viacom, FCC Reach $3.5 Million Agreement

    Stern's not going to XM; he's too much of a pussy to be on the same network as O and A.
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    Meatwad

    Fine, Mr. I-need-physically-possible-insults. A pile of diseased yak shit then.
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    Meatwad

    You know, aside from those who've been banned for their stupidity, I've never had a problem with anyone on this board. I don't really have a problem with subliminal_animal either. It's just that, for some reason, each time he posts I wish he would fall face first into a pool of various STDs.
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    Weekend Boxoffice Report, Nov 19-21

    Bad Santa is the best Christmas movie since A Christmas Story.
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    Methods of Vengence Needed

    Hpw'd he hurt your friend? Emotionally, mentally, or physically? I'm asking because the cruelty of what you do should be determined by what he did.
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    The Best GBA Game

    http://www.romhustler.org/si/ My favorite rom site. Lots of stuff.
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    Lets Get Retaaarded in here

    Or those with any musical taste at all.
  10. Go here for the OAO Raw Thread.
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    Weekend Boxoffice Report, Nov 19-21

    I'd make a bisexuality joke here, but Kotz is probaby immune to them by now. Don't forget the botox! That's sure to be a major plot point!
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    Remember... trains run on tracks....

    In some way a lot of people are a bit nuts, sure. But a good portion of that has got to do with being the most powerful and wealthiest country in the world. I just hate it when people assume we're all low-class, nose-picking, arrogant, war hungry jackasses. Bitching about the government is fine, I do it too, but don't assume that because there are greedy, moronic, and violent individuals in the nation that we all think and/or act that way. Whenever someone says "Well, 51% of America is stupid because they voted for Bush" I want to hurl them through a window. It's that type of generalization that is a true showing of ignorance. The turkey thing happening in New York, though, was no suprise to me at all. Still, I'm sure I could very easily find a bunch of articles about idiot Canadians, LOTC.
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    Remember... trains run on tracks....

    Or maybe you're generalzing like an ass.
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    Sense of Humor

    1. I've never claimed to be smart. 2. Even so, eat fuck and die.
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    Sense of Humor

    My sense of humor is pretty demented. I can laugh at jokes about almost anything, no matter how "taboo" the subject matter.
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    Howard Stern in Union Square today in NY?

    Fuck Stern, Sirius and their CB radio-sized recievers. I'm not bolting my radio to the dashboard.
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    Israel up to usual tactics...

    Wow. Even with Hilary Duff, SNL, and his horrid sports teams clouding his mind, Bob knows his shit apparently.
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    Bad pictures of famous people!

    I don't even know who Pete Burns is, and I'm going to have nightmares about him for days. Holy shit.
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    Bad pictures of famous people!

    Ooooh... I'm telling on you! *PMs Kotz*
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    Happy Birthday Barron

    Oh, ok. As long as you're aware of the show's fakeness. Happy Birhday, btw.
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    jazz hands!

    More like the horrific love child of Louie Anderson and Billie-Jean King.
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    Let's go to Hardee's

    Holy fuck. That's why I like Snopes.
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    This is weird

    Needs a picture for credibility.
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    Happy Birthday Barron

    The variety of gifts make it seem like you're schizophrenic, Bob. Like sometimes your mind morphs into that of a fourteen year old girl from California. Why would you want a book by a man who deliberately misleads his viewers so much?
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    Hilary Duff has a reason to be scared of clowns

    So by that logic, then Hilary would... Good logic!
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