Ted the Poster

If Cena can't manually pump his shoes anymore... I fear that he might lose his smile.

That's funny, I can't think of a single British thing that is funny beseides Monty Python and The Office. Oh wait- toad in the hole, Ploughman’s lunch, bangers and mash, spotted dick- the food sure is hilarious(and sexy!). Those silly Brits! Also, the irony thing. I think beating England in the Revolutionary War and then rescuing it almost 150 years later seems a tad ironic. ... Hey, I think this post was sarcastic! I'll be damned! What movie is your sig from, CM?

I take it you know who that is then, Czech. Waddle doodle. I say fuck Lars as well.

Thank goodness she only has a small part though. Or was Charlie's mother a big character in the book?

That remindes me: How are babies like grapes? They both let out a little wine when you stomp them.

Just threaten to kick him in the balls. That'll shut him up.

My mom goes batshit crazy when it comes to holidays. On Haloween little pumpkin lights guide the eager youngsters to the front porch. There they come across a 10' tall inflatable (vampire)Snoopy and Woodstock. Each step on the front porch has its own pumpkin, with one carved by each member of the family. A few years ago she forced us to take CARVING CLASSES at Michaels. Here is mine from this year: Christmas is three times as insane.

Well excuse me for eating at a friend's house last year. Besides, you're the one living a short drive from that cold, desolate country. I bet you sneak across all the time for the free medicine. Traitor!

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face! How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out of its mouth. Okay, that's enough. See you in hell, guys.

Why no ham flavor?

Maybe he'll make sculptures out of Wonka bars.

He looks like a female Powder.

I had Sega Channel. That was one of the greatest things EVER.

I said Powerglove, blindy.

or an NES PowerPad No way. POWERGLOVE. Super Scope. Zapper Light Gun. ROB Laserscope.

or an NES PowerPad No way. POWERGLOVE. Super Scope. Zapper Light Gun.

or an NES PowerPad No way. POWERGLOVE.

Benoit's tights are simply hideous! Is it me or did Benoit have a hard time reaching his hands around Edge's horsechin?

Hey, board's back. Christy is hot, but her voice makes me want to grip my ears with tongs and twist in opposite directions.

Woman: How dare you say that to my face! Simon: Well, I'd say it behind your back, but I've only got half a tank of gas! OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!

I plan on posting it randomly in the Raw tread at least once a month.

Snitsky should have mimicked raping the baby before punting it into the crowd. Nova invented Baby Football!

Motherfucker did you NOT see my Batista moster rape pic?

Oh God... this is leading to a Jericho-Lita-Kane angle. I just know it.