Ted the Poster

Snitsky looks like a roided-up version of Ant from Last Comic Standing.

That's one hot muppet then.

Won't be complete unless Bunsen and Beaker get to bukkake Miss Jackie "Beaker, I do believe you got some in her nose." "Mee mee mee mee?"

Diva Search video. Glorious.

Hey, when did Haku lose weight?

What's he supposed to wear...? A 'suit' isn't exactly..."Evolution wear" Maybe a tshirt...and tights...then he'd be Benoit though and it'd just look weird.. or...an RKO t-shirt and jeans So he can accomplish being Steve Austin and a Rock wannabe at the same time? He should also wear Mankind's mask, Undertaker's bike, Hogan's bandanna, and Warrior's tassles. and Aldo Montoya's jockface. and Undertaker's old purple face mask ... and a toothpick in his mouth.

FUCK. Oh well; go Sox!

Should he wear $500 shirts? No...he should wear jean shorts and a vest. how about leather S&M gear? Sado-masochist Randy Orton?

The show itself rules though.

Is that even possible?

"THe NAIT-CHA BOY has a soft spot for a little something called....BALLSTON" Good callback.

They should know that people won't ever stop doing that.

"the Ric Flair that can't stand on his own..."

He did NOT just do Rock's eyebrow! Motherfucker.

That's it... Ric Flair and Gene Snitsky as a tag team! DO THAT FOR ME WWE! "We're high-flyin', limosuine-ridin', wheelin dealin, pipe wiedlin, penthouse-livin', miscarriage givin' son of a guns!" you forgot cherry-poppin' and blame-passin' It's not my fault. You also forgot "routine-wrestling". That IS your fault. I did that last week. Wierd.

Lots of Lifetime and Oxygen apparently.

Good lord. Never before have I seen something as amazingly horrible as Snitsky holding an imaginary crying baby. Wow.

Downhome... come out and play-ay!

Shelton.

Whoever booked this match should fall into a puddle of aid... whoops, can't say that here.

They could always cheer for 'Mr. America' And damn..I hate spoilers now Did you really need spoilers to tell you this would happen?

Because their brains function at a faster speed than American wrestling fans That still doesn't explain baked beans and eggs.

Eugene was a 'tard of fire by gawd!

No, that's Jim Norton. Crinkle crinkle. /Heston Crinkle crinkle indeed.

No, that's Jim Norton.