Ted the Poster

I love when I tune in just in time to see Nidia's fugliness.

Well god damn it, all the good ones were taken and I wanted to contribute.

I just posted this in the other Reeves thread, but what the hell. Why'd Christopher Reeves fall from his horse? The saddle was made of Kryptonite.

Why did Christopher Reeve fall off of his horse? The saddle was made of Kryptonite!

I'll leave you with this.....AIM FOR THE HEAD DH.......AIM FOR THE HEAD! What if the zombies are like the ones from RETURN?!?! We'll all be screwed man! Royally SCREWED! As for Sharon...she's not dead, she's getting better. *hits Sharon over the head with blunt object and dumps her on the cart*

"Please excuse my son's lack of talent. -Signed Carlito's mother" ...does that mean we'll be getting a Welcome Back Kotter stable of wrestlers on Smackdown soon? ...if Spanky were still around he could have been Horshack. Vince: Okay, who wants to job tonight? Spanky(raises hand): Ooh ooh ooh!

The power of Smell has always been underrated. 1. Healing 2. Psychic powers, Xavier style 3. Morphing

The second pic looks like Bob is wearing a rug. Hey Bob, you're moving back to NY after college, right?

Since when has Ecto Cooler been available again?

Somebody needs to start freestyling.

Well, at least in the article it was noted that THQ is just "testing the waters" of online play this year and it will be a major focus next year. I still wish the wrestlers actually walked instead of shuffling around like old men. The Undertaker can't really be helped in that aspect though.

IGN now has a preview of the online mode.

They're a morning show now. 6-10AM.

St. Peter: Hey, where's our Boss today? Jesus: I don't know. Maybe Dad's having another skeeball session. St. Peter: Could be... wait, what that note on his door? Jesus: ..."I quit"!?! He can't quit!

O&A >>> Stern Hell, even Mancow > Stern.

Is the Treehouse ep going to air after Halloween like last year?

I actually considered that when Noob first appeared in a game. Coolness. You'd think he would use some of Sub-Zero's special moves, though. I've been trying Online Mode, and I must say it is very good. I have not experienced any slowdown so far. Movement is a bit sluggish, but I got used to it after a few hours.

Damn, Brokaw is either drunk or needs to retire. Or both.

Cheney not thanking Edwards was pretty dickish. No pun intended.

Stop talking about your dad, John. Please.

Good God this moderator sucks.

Man, he DOES talk like that. It makes guys like DH and myself look bad.

These guys seem much more comfortable with each other than Bush and Kerry.

Czech- he was born in SC and raised here in NC... I think.

Notice he said "Heaven forbid" instead of, well...