Ted the Poster

YYYEAH!!!

Damn right. I'm putting Lee Tergesen's name down as a write-in come election day.

Man, do you just want everybody on both sides here to hate you?

Cheney almost always LOOKS pissed, though. It's just how he is, I think.

East Timor!?!

Cheney has the evil genius look down pat. He versus Kerry would be fun to watch.

and that testicle is using headphones! Thanks, Teke. That's the Rodney we know and love.

I just noticed how much Cheney looks like The Penguin as played by Burgess Meredith. Weird. Well, this debate looks like it'll be much better than Tuesday's. Teke, could you pick a more flattering pic of Rodney, please? That thing is depressing as hell.

Fuck. We'll miss you Rodney. Hope they give you some respect up there.

Mordal definitely had the best set tonight. Vos was okay, but like starvenger said, he seemed very subdued and it appeared he was holding back a bit. "Look, there's your bus!"

I wish relationship jokes were fobidden from the competition. It's the most overdone thing in comedy.

^Fuck you for stealing my line. ... Come to think of it, that seems to happen a lot with you. *puts on tinfoil helmet* Never again! Ha ha ha!

I thought Undergrads was originally an MTV show. Boy, that makes me miss Clone High, Celebrity Dathmatch and 3-South.

Like who? Not any of the regulars, obviously. (winks at MikeSC, INXS, kkk and Tyler) The CE Folder: "Where the pointless bitching of some becomes a comedy goldmine for others."

Hey now, I never said great. CC has never had a "great" original show, IMO. They have cancelled Strangers With Candy, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Win Ben Stein's Money(the only good game show the network has ever produced), MST3K(or did they not renew their deal; I can't remember), and they've almost completely paralyzed KITH in late night. At least they had the foresight to abort the shitfest called The Man Show. Also, I find Ron White and Larry The Cable Guy's standup to be funny. Foxworthy and Engvall however can take their tired "men versus women" routines and sodomize each other with a herpes-infected plunger handle.

'Tis true, unfortunately. The show's hardcore fanbase is trying to save the show. Fucking Comedy Central. BLUE COLLAR TV SUCKS! STOP CANCELLING ALL OF YOUR BEST SHOWS, YOU COCKSUCKERS!

Did you even watch the video? Bradshaw didn't know what he was doing half the time. It's true, at one point he thought there was an event in which points were awarded for best use of a soldering iron That's two.

Did you even watch the video? Bradshaw didn't know what he was doing half the time.

Well, considering his opponent was Bradshaw...

*Charlton Heston voice* Illogical pinning situation indeed.

That, coupled with the scalene stretching her skin.

Wait, wait... wouldn't that make him a Republican? *ducks tomatoes* ... nilch?

"The Rock says know your role, and shut your mouth because there's drool coming out of it!" Fuck, yours can't be topped.

I wish this Raw was better. HA HA HA!

Kinda like Latka Gravas and Vick Ferrari? [Let's see who gets THAT reference...] Psst... What.. does.. a.. yellow.. light.. mean? ... that bump into each other.