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  1. Ted the Poster

    From the "No Shit" Department:

    Um, yes it does? So after you hypothetically took your fucking test, how would the procedure go? Would there be one line to stand in to get your picture taken in front of a camera if you passed, and another line to get your balls zapped in front of an X-ray machine if you failed? "Ow, my sperm!"
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    Pictures I Like

    Good for her. You're sixty, you won a fucking Oscar- eat whatever the hell you feel like.
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    Your favorite word

    Hamdingers.
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    Marvel's Civil War

    The new re-write is out.
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    Oscar Nominations thread

    The Al Gore movie didn't deserve a fucking Oscar. Jesus Camp and My Country, My Country were fantastic. Also, documentaries are about proven facts.
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    The Official "52" Thread

    Is that Jean Loring/Eclipso with Mary Marvel?
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    Pictures I Like

    "It's BLUE?!"
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    Box Office Report...

    Me too. I don't WANT sympathy for Hannibal Lecter. He's supposed to be this genius, unforgiving monster of a man and shouldn't have a fucking backstory that tries to make you empathize with him.
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    Scrubs

    I saw it as him being the Chief of Medicine and writing his memoirs and such.
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    Marvel's Civil War

    She'll probably turn out to be Loki or some shit, as awful as this 'event' has been.
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    HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!&#3

    Now you're just making stuff up.
  12. Ted the Poster

    Tell me why you hate me.

    Hey Bob Malibu, keep it down.
  13. Anything with Pam Grier's fantastic bosoms is good. Also, I'm glad to see that Inc likes King of Comedy. I thought I was alone here on that one.
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    2 charged with creating panic in Boston

    I remember the MST3K episode of Space Ghost. Damn, that was fun.
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    Marvel's Civil War

    Mar-vell is back via a spice-time rip from before he died(deus ex machinas FTW), and knows exactly how much time he as left before the cancer gets him.
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    I'm gonna...come...in...YOUR...ASSSSSSSSSSSS

    That's got to be one of the top five ejaculation euphemisms.
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    The Best Picture Ever

    Hey, Princess Matt
  18. Ted the Poster

    The Worst Auction Ever

    I've missed this Czech. You snarky bastard.
  19. Ted the Poster

    The TSM Suggestion Box

    Hold on; we should negotiate difficulty settings first.
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    Pictures I Like

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    Who raped the girl in Mole's sig?

    Oh, wow.
  22. Ted the Poster

    Anybody have an English bulldog?

    That's impressive. All my dumbass cat can do is open a door.
  23. Ted the Poster

    Heroes

    No, Lushus. What he meant was... ah fuck, I don't feel like explaining.
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    Oscar Nominations thread

    I can't see anybody but Forrest Whitaker winning Best Actor. The man was phenomenal.
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    Scrubs

    Might we see the elusive Lester for the first time?
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