Ted the Poster

Awesome, I was waiting for this sumbitch. *preorders*

Here's the boxart, courtesy of IGN: Vince is INTENSE~!

Tried it yesterday. It tastes like a monkey- a monkey that's passed its prime.

They didn't bleep "cocksucker". That's everything of intrest from tonight.

So, a big orgasm then?

The best way to end the Eugene thing, I think, is to explain that he got "special" from a fall when he was a kid. Then one week he gets a miraculous new type of surgery that makes him normal again. ... Damn it, there's just no good way to explain Eugene's retardedness retarding.

Pop for Eugene. I hope he gets a finisher soon and calls it his "special move".

Because he's a stupid, bland, no-talent hack? Hmmm... I guess it's that, and that he looks like Carson Daly's geeky(er) little brother.

I really dislike Grisham, and I don't know why.

Yay for Trish and Victoria. GODDAMMIT for everything else in this segment.

Well, that was certainly a blond HR, if nothing else.

It's m-AH-no you idiot.

He should wear those all the time. Awesome.

Shawn Michaels!?! OMGOMGOMG~!!! NOBODY saw that one coming!!!

Duh. Oh wait, you meant just tonight?

I would have rather watched babies get mauled by dogs than that. Jesus.

I still think Lita sounds like Linda McMahon in that egment.

Couldn't he just show these on the Titantron? Oh wait... it's for EFFECT!

Oh, SNAP~!

No vote from me. There's just been too much bullshit to have to put up with from both sides. I still can't decide if I dislike Maher more than Miller or not. They're both unfunny douchebags. Then again Maher does support the idiots at PETA...

You're aware those shirts are worn by way too many people to be worth anything, right PK?

Bob kept the lisp so he could fit in with the goofy-sounding Canadians. So... a pre-pubescent Tom Waits? Also:

Their Eugene is a piece of shit though. It looks like Mick Foley and Eugene had a baby and shat on it. Seriously, a monkey with a brain injury could do better. I don't think Eugene ever had a stuffed animal either.

Heh, I hope he's as much of a prick as that makes him out to be. They need an asshole not named The Flash for once. Can somebody tell me a good site for bios/pics of DC and Marvel characters?

IGN's half-assed attempt at CAW