Ted the Poster

Good, I was wondering when Amazo would be back. Who the hell is Booster Gold though?

Even though I'm a bigger fan of the tittays, I've always wanted a reason to post a Callahan cartoon.

...and once again, what the people think doesn't matter.

Lita sounds just like Linda McMahon. WTF?

Kane is a poet, damn it! A POET I SAY!

Reading the Bible on Raw is like blasphemy to the nth degree.

I haven't. You don't count. You don't have any legs. Oh. Yeah.

I haven't.

"Regal beat Flair to the punch!" Oh JR. You slay me, you witty man.

Did JR say "best-selling right hand" a minute ago?

The because the only people more pale than Garrison Cade are the English.

So does the wedding end in a DQ if Shawn Michaels objects, JR? Fucktard.

I'd like to know what Dames thinks of Raw tonight. *listens*

Well, at least THIS could be decent.

...and he CEMENTS the face turn.

Keep the song, change the lyrics.

Yes. Yes it does. God damnit, haven't we had Canadians turning due to referees before?

Damn it, Stewart and Chapelle should be above the MTV shit by now.

Kane should make Lita get married in Katie Vick's cheerleader outfit. You know, just to bring Kane's many episodes of Wrestlecrap full circle. I know it was sold on eBay, but that's never stopped WWE before.

Kane quoting Billy Idol. BILLY IDOL. I guess the writer's brains needed a rest after last week. Oh well, at least I have something to make me smile:

Tux provided by Issac Yankem's Big and TALL>

I can't decide which was worse: JR saying "Amy likes pie!' or Christy's() Baked Alaska.

Eew... baked Alaska.

Poon-ta?

That's one, two, thre... Tajiri!