Ted the Poster

I can't believe Rock agreed to this...

Oooooh...

Let's take a count of how many times "pie" is said.

Holy shit!

"Unfortunately, the large amount of feces weighing down Mabel's diaper caused it to sag and knock the bar down, crushing her Olympic dreams forever." Christ DH, are you one of those people who just says the first thing that pops into their head? That phrase has gotta be somewhere inbetween "schwing" and "Who let the dogs out?" on the pop culture Scale of Staleness. On a brighter note, Alf's avatar brings me great joy.

No way- I could start to like it.

It's okay Dames. You're just another Lindsay LoFan. ... Holy hell, did I actually say that? There's something wrong with ME. *punches himself in the nuts as punishment*

Duh. He'll continue to be it too, until he decides otherwise. Batista is underrated by a portion of the IWC. I think a good majority, including myself, recognize him as something rare: a hoss with talent. I do agree that he's constantly improving though. Agreed, but on a few conditions. One, give him guys he can perform well with. Two, one of said opponents must be Chris Benoit. Three, he should be a face when it happens. Statement: The WWE as a whole would be better if more retired wrestlers were on the booking/writing teams.

-iB-, but with the grammar skills of Trivia247.

You know, if 24 is like most shows, it starts filming the new season 2-3 months before it premiers on television. I would think that leaves a large enough window to do some rewrites on these episodes. Then again, this is 24 we're talking about. I do hope they tell us what happened to Tony and Palmer though. I just hope they don't pull a cop-out and say Palmer pardoned Tony before he left office.

Code Red rules all, no question.

I wonder if Beefcake's winning move will have him cut his opponent's hair, assuming the opponent has any. That would bring out the mark in me, for sure. I also like how they didn't just upgrade the Rock's model from HCTP.

I believe this is an appropriate capper to the thread:

Douche?

YES! YES! YES!

Damn straight you were just playing. This was a warning, next time the gloves come off. ...along with the red bowtie, right? I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Dude, you're supposed to say "I know you are, but what am i? HA HA!" Ht 'im HHH!

Damn straight you were just playing. This was a warning, next time the gloves come off. ...along with the red bowtie, right?

Chill, Kotz. I was jus' playin'. Your appreciation of Ms. Jolie makes me very happy, though. Lips...

Did Kylie enter/get nominated? Probably not. The list was done young people, after all.

Ladies and Gentlemen... LEEEEEEEEEET'S GET REEEEEEEEEAAAAAAADDDDDDDY TO CIIIIIIIRRRRRRCLE JERRRRRRRKKKKKKKK! I just choked on my gummy worm. That's pretty damn flexible.

I can't believe they think we're this gullible. Another generic blonde gone. Fine with me.

Edge just n=made Rhyno'a spear earlier look very weak.

Well, at least it'd distract us from looking at her face as much.

YES ... and throw Ecstacy into the crowd. YES!!!!!!... waitasec, no. Goddamn it, I knew I was was reaching with that one.

When did this board turn gay? Don't make me start posting Christy pictures. Edited for more hotness.