Ted the Poster

YES ... and throw Ecstacy into the crowd.

I love how JR had to completely ignore the "Stevie" chant and continue saying "mystery woman" Victoria should come out with glowstick tassels.

*marks for widow's peak*

So how good was the the match last night, really?

ChildMolester. (not a name change request, duh)

Alonzo is on the new season! Yes!

Bullshit. John only won because of the "screaming girl" vote.

Never read the comics, but the show was cool. I can't pick that up!

I want that fucking Sam and Max sequel, damn it!

Nikki Cox has an uggo fetish. Poor, deluded girl. Anyway, Cinescape just put up this bit of info:

Nobody takes Canadian money, silly!

It is not a wise idea to do this at all, let alone in front of a smark-heavy crowd in Toronto.

There is no God.

Protester: "Hey hey! Ho Ho! Fat bigotry has got to go!" Other protesters: "What? Hohos? Where!?!" *fatass stampede kills nine people*

All other soft drinks shall bow down in the presence of the almighty Code Red. dnL does not need to bow however, as it is almost as good. Oh, and Livewire sucks an elephant gooch.

Last time you punched somebody: My brother, in the arm, a few days ago just for fun. Last time you ate meat: 45 minutes ago Last time you got arrested: Never Last person you sent an e-mail to: Myself, from a different computer. Last regret: Eating Hamburger Helper last night. Last time you wore a suit: Grandfather's funeral Last country you visited: None Last injury you suffered: Broken arm Last family outing: trip to Myrtle Beach Last item you put on your credit card: movie tickets Last beer you drank: None Last movie you watched in full: Napoleon Dynamite(go see it, fuckers) Last time you lied: This morning Last meal you ate: Chicken and french fries Last time you laughed: Watching "The Princess Bride" last night Last video game you played: Super Metroid for SNES Last album you listened to: Hell if I know, maybe Jet Last time you said 'I'm sorry': This morning, for being an ass Last sport you watched: Baseball Last time you said 'This is the last time': Can't think of one

I was only six when Hugo hit here in Charlotte, but I still have the most vivid dreams about it to this day. I just wish I hadn't been living in a 50 year old house with a sagging foundation at the time. Scariest thing that ever happened to me besides the driveby robbery and the "Willy the Whale" incident.

It was a Sylvester cartoon, not Tom and Jerry. Phags.

Yeah, it could be one of those repeating birdbath things like they have in garden stores.

Wow, those few minutes are gone from my life forever. I'm just glad I didn't spend them doing anything fun or worthwhile. Although I did like how the quality of the animation suddenly went from completely horrid to that of a retarded six year old drawing with his feet.

I came very close to making a topic about Ray yesterday. Foxx looks the part, can sing, and has already proven himself to be a good actor. This movie is going to be a serious Oscar contender. It's just a shame that Ray Charles himself didn't live long enough to see it.

I can see Scott Baio needing the work, but Jon Voight should be above this dreck.

The only one I like is the redhead. Oh look, WRESTLERS!

Kamala is the only thing that has made this future Wrestlecrap entry worth anything. God, that is sad.

NO audience reaction for Kamala. Damn kids.