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I've said it in here before... but I'll say it again. "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?"

This season already has hit its peak. NOTHING, not ONE THING will top I Am Your Brother. That was 6 minutes of greatness there. Nice to see after a few pricks tonight though that there was a sincere man (guy who had the kid) who was told no and still shook the judges hands and everything. At least some people can take it.

I had this horrible dream that Marvin posted that Patrick Duffy was gonna get killed.

Watch out Melissa Joan Hart! The serial pillist is coming for you next!

1. Which team looks like the best bet to win the East? Boston 2. Which team looks like the best bet to win the West? Close, but I'm going with the Suns. 3. Which team looks like the best bet to win the NBA title? Boston 4. Which dark horse has a legitimate shot at surprising us and winning it all? While their defense is crap, I still think Golden State is dangerous. 5. Who's been the best rookie this season? Gotta be Durant. 6. Who's the MVP so far? Chris Paul is a freak for his work in NO. 7. Which team has the biggest disappointment? I had Chicago competing with Boston for the East this year. BOY WAS I WRONG. 8. As we sit at the midpoint of the regular season, which story line or situation interests you most? I am really digging the Portland Trail Blazers going from losing their #1 pick to being a contender in the West. I'm sure they won't win it all this year, but its still a good story that hopefully starts getting rid of the Jailblazer era for good.

SAVE US HEATH LEDGER Dumb fucking thinking Exslade.

Colin Delaney is a better Shark Boy than Shark Boy. That was fucking gold.

Eh, I'm up for beating the admin again. Vote for me and stuff.

That was just a fantastic movie. Biggest laugh out loud moment in the theater was what Juno said when he water broke. Quality stuff all around. Kudos to everyone to them for making so much on only a 2.5 million budget.

Except one paddle isn't white.

No Slayer nomination yet? Tsk tsk TSM.

I thought they weren't added. My bad. Props to Simpsons for getting top 10 as well.

Stomp the Yard did better than Golden Compass. STOMP THE YARD DID BETTER THAN GOLDEN COMPASS.

So those suicide booths should be coming out some time next year, right?

DON SHULA SUPPORTS THE NAZIS

He probably won't fuck her until he's seen Original Sin.

01 Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit" 02 U2 - "One" 03 Backstreet Boys - "I Want It That Way" 04 Whitney Houston - "I Will Always Love You" 05 Madonna - "Vogue" 06 Sir Mix-A-Lot - "Baby Got Back" 07 Britney Spears - "...Baby One More Time" 08 TLC - "Waterfalls" 09 R.E.M. - "Losing My Religion" 10 Sinéad O'Connor - "Nothing Compares 2 U" 11 Pearl Jam - "Jeremy" 12 Alanis Morissette - "You Oughta Know" 13 Dr. Dre (Feat. Snoop Doggy Dogg) - "Nuthin' but a "G" Thang" 14 Mariah Carey - "Vision of Love" 15 Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Under the Bridge" 16 MC Hammer - "U Can't Touch This" 17 Destiny's Child - "Say My Name" 18 Metallica - "Enter Sandman" 19 Beastie Boys - "Sabotage" 20 Hanson - "MMMBop" 21 Celine Dion - "My Heart Will Go On" 22 Beck - "Loser" 23 Salt-N-Pepa with En Vogue - "Whatta Man" 24 House of Pain - "Jump Around" 25 Soundgarden - "Black Hole Sun" 26 Eminem - "My Name Is" 27 Counting Crows - "Mr. Jones" 28 Ricky Martin - "Livin' la Vida Loca" 29 Vanilla Ice - "Ice Ice Baby" 30 *NSYNC - "Tearin' Up My Heart" 31 Radiohead - "Creep" 32 BLACKstreet - "No Diggity" 33 Spice Girls - "Wannabe" 34 Third Eye Blind - "Semi-Charmed Life" 35 Oasis - "Wonderwall" 36 C+C Music Factory - "Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)" 37 Green Day - "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" 38 Christina Aguilera - "Genie In A Bottle" 39 Goo Goo Dolls - "Iris" 40 Color Me Badd - "I Wanna Sex You Up" 41 Spin Doctors - "Two Princes" 42 Collective Soul - "Shine" 43 En Vogue - "My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It)" 44 The Fugees - "Killing Me Softly With His Song" 45 Hootie & the Blowfish - "Only Wanna Be With You" 46 Shania Twain - "You're Still the One" 47 Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch - "Good Vibrations" 48 Matchbox Twenty - "3 AM" 49 Jewel - "Who Will Save Your Soul" 50 Alice in Chains - "Man in the Box" 51 Tupac (Feat. Dr. Dre and Roger Troutman) - "California Love" 52 Sugar Ray - "Fly" 53 Naughty by Nature - "O.P.P." 54 Joan Osborne - "One of Us" 55 Fiona Apple - "Criminal" 56 L.L. Cool J - "Mama Said Knock You Out" 57 Jay-Z featuring Amil and Ja Rule - "Can I Get A..." 58 Sophie B. Hawkins - "Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover" 59 Weezer - "Buddy Holly" 60 Bell Biv DeVoe - "Poison" 61 Sheryl Crow - "All I Wanna Do" 62 Live - "I Alone" 63 The Notorious B.I.G. (Feat. Mase & Puff Daddy) - "Mo Money Mo Problems" 64 The Presidents of the United States of America - "Peaches" 65 Digital Underground - "The Humpty Dance" 66 Edwin McCain - "I'll Be" 67 Deee-Lite - "Groove Is In The Heart" 68 Will Smith - "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" 69 Korn - "Freak on a Leash" 70 Jamiroquai - "Virtual Insanity" 71 Arrested Development - "Tennessee" 72 Barenaked Ladies - "One Week" 73 Marcy Playground - "Sex and Candy" 74 Cher - "Believe" 75 Kris Kross - "Jump" 76 Blues Traveler - "Run-Around" 77 Ice Cube - "It Was a Good Day" 78 Lenny Kravitz - "Are You Gonna Go My Way" 79 Meredith Brooks - "Bitch" 80 Right Said Fred - "I'm Too Sexy" 81 Paula Cole - "I Don't Want to Wait" 82 Geto Boys - "Mind Playing Tricks on Me" 83 The Breeders - "Cannonball" 84 Snow - "Informer" 85 Cypress Hill - "Insane In The Brain" 86 The Cranberries - "Linger" 87 Billy Ray Cyrus - "Achy Breaky Heart" 88 Duncan Sheik - "Barely Breathing" 89 Liz Phair - "Never Said" 90 New Radicals - "You Get What You Give" 91 Sarah McLachlan - "Building a Mystery" 92 Public Enemy - "911 Is A Joke" 93 Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories - "Stay" 94 Fastball - "The Way" 95 Montell Jordan - "This is How We Do It" 96 Nelson - "(Can't Live Without Your) Love and Affection" 97 Prince & The New Power Generation - "Gett Off" 98 EMF - "Unbelievable" 99 Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott - "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)" 100 Gerardo - "Rico Suave" Obviously a very mainstream list, but still a quality set of songs here. I woulda had Jeremy in the top 10 and I'm surprised Macarena didn't make it on there since it took over the earth for a couple of years.

ZACH BRYANT!

How come did?

We want THIS guy back?

I met my current girl through the internets. No problems with that so far. At least I have one from the same country. That whole story is so ridiculous... that I believe it.

At the theater I work at Alvin CLEANED UP. Nearly every show sold out. Hell, it did better than I Am Legend. Truly shocked the hell out of me. Families were coming out in droves for it. And I can't count how many people asked for "Perfect Christmas" or "This Holiday".

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Wq0YdbHlxo Here's a crash course in Sapp. Part 2 is on the side. This is 2002, so he's a better wrestler these days.

Couple of months ago, I dropped the names Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam, SoundGarden, and Nirvana on some 16 year old at my job. They had no clue what I was talking about. Blows my damn mind.

Apparently, Canseco tried to get into one of the press conferences, but he was thrown out since he's not media. What a fucking douche.