Open the Muggy Gate

So I wake up the next day expecting either Jeff Jarrett or Hulk Hogan to be WCW World Champion. I watch Nitro and it's..... BOOKER T?

You've got to admit, Milky -with an assist from Muggy- found a way to make the gimmicks suck post more witty than usual. Well played, IDRM. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I was looking for a picture that had the words "gimmicks suck" on it, and I typed that into google, and all I found was 8 pics of people getting blowjobs. Not exactly what I was looking for... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Were any good? If they were you should hit a player up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 5 of them were guy on guy. Right up your alley.

You've got to admit, Milky -with an assist from Muggy- found a way to make the gimmicks suck post more witty than usual. Well played, IDRM. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I was looking for a picture that had the words "gimmicks suck" on it, and I typed that into google, and all I found was 8 pics of people getting blowjobs. Not exactly what I was looking for...

"Suck!"

This is EXTREMEEE! This may be old... but hell, it's still funny.

I was watching that segment knowing that Jillian was gonna come in with the FAKE VOMIT FROM HADES attached to one side of her face and expected the segment to just flat out bomb because of that... but call me crazy, I was entertained by that segment. I pay attention to detail sometimes, and MNM's facial reactions to Jillian sold that segment to me. And some of the stuff they said to had me laughing (Nitro: "Is she a girl" and Mercury after seeing Jillian: "Would you?"). They got tons of charisma and the gimmick to me just WORKS. Deluded hollywood stars who name drop people left and right when they get a chance... and their entrance makes them LOOK like stars... but now they've got Jillian Hall and fake tumor/mole/fake vomit/uprising of the Aztecs in their camp now. Do you see MNM's future still being bright or will this hold them back and ruin them for their careers?

Congrats.

Cause right now, I'm on crutches. Last night at the go-kart area of our big entertainment center I work at, I was pushing a cart up in the pit area, the carts were coming back in. I had gotten the people in the incoming carts to stop so I could push one up to make room for the rest... and apparently someone didn't understand the word stop or how to use the fucking brakes. Cause he comes barreling into the pits and runs right over my right foot right behind me. He said the brakes were out later.. but from the looks of it, he was still holding the gas while he was doing that, because the brakes looked fine to me. The foot gets stuck there and it just absolutely hurt like a son of a bitch as I just lay there screaming "OH SHIT SHIT SHIT". While I was laying there in pain, a woman walked up to me and asked if I wouldn't cuss in front of her kids. Uh... I'm on the ground and just got my foot ran over woman. That's the last thing I'm thinking about right now. The doctor says it's amazing nothing broke. It's just a contusion, lots of swelling, and constant pain. I can't put any pressure on it. I can't drive or walk or alot of other stuff... shit... it sucks. I'll have to wait and see how long it takes for this to heal. Oh yeah... and the fucktard that ran over my foot wanted to compensate for everything.... so he got me a coke. Yeah... he runs over my foot, says he's sorry and gives me a coke. Just... wow... So I turn 20 tomorrow hobbling around on one leg with crutches. YAY...

This topic gets a 1.......out of 5.

And here's the sequel. Funny as hell as well.

I remember London had a nice move where he would underhook the arms like a Tiger suplex, lift the opponent up, and then sit out and drop them on their face. I think it was called the Waffleface or something. That could work for a finish,

Man, after looking at this topic over again, there is a part of me that wants to see someone with a deaf gimmick in the WWE. Not CM Punk, but someone else. It may have some boundaries, but hell, we thought Eugene's character had lots of boundaries and was instant Wrestlecrap... it's turned into a successful gimmick surprisingly. I've never seen it before in wrestling. It would be different.

Sounds like a nice idea. Anyone on TSM that can do good flash cartoons or know anyone that could pull that off?

Yep. It feels different on this game though. I prefer good ol Mario in this game even though I like Luigi more. I'm just waiting for the game one day where Mario and Luigi arrive at Bowser's throne room and Bowser looks up laughing going "Mario, you didn't think it was this easy, did you? You never thought you would ever get betrayed by your own in the Mushroom Kingdom... or by your own brother, NOW DID YOU?" Mario turns and then gets a fireball in the face from Luigi! Luigi stands over a stunned Mario saying he was tired of Mario being the hero... now he'll destroy the hero. And he walks away as a "No Sleep till' Brooklyn" knockoff plays. Luigi is later seen in the game somewhere with the same clothes except dark sunglasses and a trenchcoat over his regular outfit. I know all that sounds lame... but that came to me one day a couple of years ago, and I thought it would be fucking badass if it ever happened.

Just now saw this... that sucks Dames. Your awesome for keeping up TSM like it has been man.

F'in A. Although I passed on the GBA version. The way they were pushing the E-reader thing, it seems like they required it to do stuff you could do normally on the SMAS version. So E-reader didn't muck with it much/at all? Or did you go the E-reader route? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, I don't have an e-reader. it plays like the old game without the e-reader. They just have extra levels and items if you go get the cards. I may have to pick up the e-reader one day if it they still have those cards where you can play Ice Climber or Excitebike. Good times, good times... There are a couple of differences. One, if you play as Luigi, you got HE CAN JUMP REALLY HIGH Luigi. Two, the music in some points kinda gets killed in the jump to GBA. In Mario World especially, but that's a different game... but that's just a minor detail. It still plays like the Mario 3 I know and love. I'm in Giant World now. I remember sitting there playing that game entering that world for the first time going "What is this place?" Then I enter the first level going "that is an awfully big cloud. I wonder-HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BIG GOOMBA!" Ah the old days, when these kinda levels like grass, desert, ice, and stuff like that didn't seem generic and overdone...

Alot were from the effects of wrestling, such as Steve Corino. Im not sure of any who went into the profession, legitimately deaf... I'm sure there are a few of them out there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Time out, how deaf is Corino? I remember reading Angle's book about how he's somewhat deaf in one ear as well. So it's not that uncommon. First time I've heard about Corino though.

I just recently bought Super Mario World and Super Mario Bros. 3 GBA remakes (I don't have the original copies on NES and SNES anymore). I must say... it's a nostalgic feeling. It's great playing both of these magnificent games again. I'm sticking to what I believe, Super Mario Bros. 3 is the greatest game I ever played. It was a great, fun, challenging platform with some of the best levels ever made. That is my "Game of All Time". Mario World would be in the Top 10 too. Another great platform game with quite a few great innovations for it's time. Super Castlevania IV is easily up there for me too. Simon and the LIMP WHIP~! That game was just pure fun for me. I don't know why, but I love 2D platform games more than any other style of gaming... I guess that's the way I was brought up. Super Mario Bros. was the first game I ever played. So there ya go I guess...

Yep. Well, I'm usually a calm guy. I don't normally cuss like a sailor... but fuck that hurt and I was just going SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT GET THE DAMN CART OFF SHIT... I didn't feel like cussing out a customer and getting my ass fired. Just some things ya have to think about for a moment and I did in that case. It's funny, cause I usually don't think before I speak and that's always been a problem of mine... but in this case, I did. Go figure. Got it. They are paying for everything.

Well it's a combination bowling alley/go-kart track/dance club/bar/skating rink. I've seen mechanics in the back that work on the bowling machines get hurt. I know one guy who broke his arm in the go-karts in some freak accident and threatened to sue the place if they ever fired him (he quit yesterday). And this is really the first time I've gotten hurt there. You'll get knicks, cuts, and scrapes, the usual shit down there working the carts. You don't expect to get run over though.

Didn't mean to write it like that. Edited.

I remember a while back seeing a video of Kanyon hitting the Kanyon cutter on random people, but I never got a chance to save that video. Anyone have the link to it? It was fucking awesome.

Jack Thompson, will you please shut the fuck up?

I just realized... we need Brock back... if simply for a remake of this... COME BACK BROCK!

This is either the WWE doing a good job of trying to make this into a real situation and it being a work... Or this is truly Brock Lesnar not coming back to the WWE and probably go sign for some damn practice squad... I'm torn on what it is honestly.