Open the Muggy Gate

Where do people think this shit up?

So you would like one woman to ride out to the ring on a frog?

Just remembered this to add to the fire: Hell, I remember playing Harvest Moon for the N64 and there was alcohol in that game. You could go to the bar at night and drink there. There was even some New Year's thing where everyone would drink until they passed out. The game was rated E. Yeah, let's so totally ban that. They knew there was alcohol in there yet they rated it E?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sly eh... well I think he had that name before he came to the WWE... And this would be the only time I wouldn't mind if Bob Holly injured someone....

It's the splits, isn't it?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> That will be the only way that Jillian Hall is saved from Wrestlecrap honors. And if the make-up glue or whatever fails and that thing falls off (and fate says that's bound to happen sooner or later), it's over.

So does anyone think Jericho now has a chance in hell of beating Cena for the WWE title now? With this extension, I think it's a possibility.

Translation: He signed the contract a month ago and is getting ready to go down to OVW to work off the ring rust. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't think they send BROCK FUCKING LESNAR down to OVW. Not one bit.

Hey wrestling fans... the WWE thinks Hogan is God. Did ya know that?

Elmo is busy right now...

Major pop... he's still majorly over.

Wicked stretcher bump.

lots of Muppet references tonight...

Lesnar was freaking out near the end of that match. The dive off the forklift, the vertical suplex, then the F5... he had more fire in him than i had seen from him ever at that point.

Snitsky supports Lamisil.

Shawn: I won't job. *The Undertaker tightens his gloves meanicingly.* Shawn: Or... never mind.

Quick thought... does anyone here ever say WWF on accident these days? Or have we grown used to WWE?

Carlito should spit at the midgets before the night is out. Being short... that's not cool.

STILL TO COME: A hot dog eating contest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh my God, you were serious. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, that's the part where it goes downhill...

If you put this at a 34 degree angle with go-go dancers, lava lamps and weird ass lights, this would be true greatness.

So far we've had retards, midgets, and a band battle... and it hasn't been a sucky show so far? Wow...

Bumpy and Trademarc are pretty good. I seem to like Trademarc's parts in the raps more than Cena's parts.

Elmo should host this.

I LOVE MARIA!