Open the Muggy Gate

Here's your winner and NEWWWWWW Cruiserweight champion of the world... POCKET ROCKET!

It's 1987 again people...

Did he just do Alex Wright's dance?

Pocket Rocket..... oh my God...

Man, Cena busting out obscure references like this was a Wrestling Deacon diary.

Sidenote with no importance and very little relation to the topic at hand: Since I'm near Memphis, I get to watch Koko B. Ware wrestle. One of the little joys of life... Anyways, Koko is getting fat and looking like Mo so much it's scary. Oh yeah, Koko can do a chokeslam too. Picture that.

Um... what the hell was that?

Eugene met the Rock I think... but never Hogan. Rock: Who's your favorite wrestler? TRIPLE H!

TARDMANIA RUNS WILD AGAIN!

Um.... christy?

I've never heard of Forrest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You want a chocolate? I could eat about a million and a half of these.

73. His flatliner is much better than some of the finishers I have seen as of late (Walls of Jericho stale as hell, Carlito's feet on the ropes, Alabama Slamma Jamma, Masterlock, etc)

Rudo always brings the funny shit. Nice stuff man. Oh yeah... R.I.P Magnus

If they ever get a chance to use Hassan again, I'd say have him come out and declare himself to be Italian which he truly is. Of course, the crowd will probably shit all over that... so next week he comes out declaring he's Canadian and how everyone is prejudice against him... then the next week he comes out as another sterotyped foriegn person, say Russian, German, Finnish, take your pick. Just do this week after week for the entertainment value. Hell, one day have him come out in a giant parka and say "I first want to say hello to all my penguin peeps in Anartica! Much love for my homeland!" It could be entertaining... Wow, that was a pretty dumb idea... oh well, I'm tired and I really don't care. But as someone said earlier, the true victim here is Mark Magnus, the person. All this work for the shit to hit the fan and hit it HARD.

If Hassan gets moved to RAW, this whole situation gives him more firepower with the "everyone is against him" argument. I want to see how this situation plays out. The Hassan character was starting to interest me right up until the terrorist incident.

The only way it couldn't get an AO rating is if the whole sex thing was done like the British porn on Family Guy. CJ: Almost... almost.... almost.... there we are. Denise: Well done. Seriously though... this is just becoming a whole lot of ridiculous bullshit... everyone wants to find a scapegoat... and usually you can say it's the parents fault... but I don't think you can in this case. Rockstar screwed up by keeping that in there. Some whiz kid was bound to find it, and BAM. There you go. But it can still be the parents' fault if we can find a way.

That's because Orlando Jordan has the charisma of a pet rock. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's an insult to the pet rock!

EDIT: FUCK, Rando beat me to it.

Why oh why do we need to see Dry Humping?

Would Cena ressurect if they casket him up?

Rob Conway - Underwear model for Calvin Klein

Is it wrong to like Maria?

Where are the cum-guzzling gutter sluts when you need them?

When Matt's attack, on the next Oprah....

Bagwell could've been, should've been, and would've been a star if it weren't for the bulldog from hell and his own attitude. Hopefully, Conway actually gets some fucking TV time.