Open the Muggy Gate

Ya didn't get it?

I didn't even think of that. Very awesome work from everyone involved. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That makes the segment EVEN MORE better. Segment of the year easy.

No, I've seen one that takes longer to reach. Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his wife?

I think it's time to face facts... we'll never find out what happened with rawmvp and that russian chica.

The first thing that came to my mind was GIMMICK~! JBL gets people drunk and OJ shames them. TAGTEAM~! The whole angle will end when OJ goes to far and stabs someone. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And of course we have Orlando saying he didn't do it, drives away in a White Bronco, and gets chased down the LA Freeway while the WWE cameras are rolling. Sure, it costs a lot to pull off, but hell, they pulled off Goldust and Piper at WM 12!

JESUS CHRIST... why did I look....

Orlando Jordan... Smackdown's one and true champion.

After rewatching that Highlight Reel... that has got to be segment of the year so far. That pop for Cena was HUGE! The rap was the best one he's done in a long time. One thing about Cena being on RAW, he's gonna be less censored since he's on cable and not UPN. So his raps may become better.

I was thinking that myself... CHRIST THEIR SCREWED! QUICK, SOMEONE GIVE CARLITO THE BELT!

We just had an Axl Rotten sighting. Take a drink.

Heyman never wears a hat anymore... has he finally accepted his baldness?

D'VON.... GET THE MUFFINS!

I'm straight edge and am friends with several straight edge people. They aren't violent and beat up others that aren't straight edge and won't agree with their ways. Some straight edge people give the way of life a bad name. And Carnival... I'm sorry... that was one of the dumbest things I've ever read... and this is coming from a poster who ain't exacly funny or witty himself...

Oh those papercuts are a bitch man.

Right now, I'm much more interested in the happenings on Smackdown than on RAW. They have captured my attention much more with their new characters and pushes than RAW has. Tag Team Division - At least Smackdown is putting their tag team champions on TV and giving them good opponents and good matches. They gave MNM vs. Holly & Haas a good amount of time on SMackdown last week, and I gotta say, I loved the match. Easy *** in my books, even with the DQ and the fact that I hate Bob Holly so fucking much. Given a little time and a little care, they could have a nice feud there and... get this... a competitive division! On Raw, we just saw the Hearthrobs make only their second appearance on the main show. Most of the marks haven't seen them in action... why should we care... MNM have been on SD every week since their debut. That's why we pay attention to them more than the Hearthrobs. Main Event scene - On Raw, it's basically HHH & Batista and whoever loses to them that week. Batista's magic is starting to fade. Meanwhile, Cena and JBL's stock rose greatly after that Judgement Day match. They put on a possible MOTY canidate (Maybe I'm stretching it there, but man was that a fucking brawl). Eddie G and Rey Mysterio can jump into that main event scene any time they wish and there would be no problem with that either. Undertaker can come back and BOOM, main event. Kurt Angle & Booker T as well... They can put several superstars in the main event slot on Smackdown. On RAW though, it's basically HHH, Batista, Edge, HBK. That's really about it. Sure, they do put other faces on there sometimes... and they should, but they don't do it often. Like Christian, Benoit, Jericho, Shelton... you just don't see them in that main event slot often. On Smackdown, several wrestlers could be in the main event slot and have it be legit. The gimmick divisions - Women's Division vs. Cruiserweight Division Trish is out and all the woman are parading around in bikinis right now. Paul London, Chavo G. and company are putting on solid matches on SD and Velocity. At least the WWE is looking like they are giving the Cruiserweight division some air time lately. And Smackdown has Carlito.... so they automatically win on my list. So what do you think? Is Smackdown better than Raw right now?

I agree with Rando, fucking amazing. Though I never call Teddy Peanut Head... I call him Milk Dud...

More MNM vs. Haas & Holly goodness! And this is the another week now that Jindrak has been saying certain things about the women on smackdown. new gimmick?

who?

I often wish I was part of my high school again. In our senior year, our baseball team made it to the finals of the entire state. Around our parts, that was a big deal. First time ANY team from our school made it to a state final. People talk about that team anytime South Side (my school) sniffs the state playoffs. Hell, since I was a senior that year, we were honored by having our names put out on the fence in the left center part of the wall. It's pretty fucking cool to me that my name is on there. I was a part of history at our school. I really do miss it sometimes.

TRIPLE H IS ON YOUR SCREEN! MAH GAWD! And I just had to post this pic... I typed Triple H on google, and I got this...

If Christian joins SD, does that make SD automatically better then?

OH~!

Hell, I'm surprised no one has asked why the hell I'm named Muggy. When I see Carnivalizcoming, for some reason, I think of a juggalo. I don't know why...

I one time dreamed I was watching a game between the Titans and the Ravens. Sounds pretty normal... except the football was a Pikachu. He was getting kicked, tossed, and knocked around all over the place. He even Thundershocked Ray Lewis! I woke up thinking WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

MNM are looking more and more like veterans everyday. Besides one sloppy Northern Lights suplex by Mercury, they were pretty damn smooth in that ring. Kudos to MNM and Haas Holl for that match. I hate Holly, but I'll give him credit... he's over, and he's a good person to get the hot tag to. Great tag team wrestler. Great to see both teams get some good air time.