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Fuck, my jokes are shit today....

You should've asked for pie when she gave ya'll the cake.

Oh fuck them. I ain't no Cancer. I'm Leo for life.

Khosorow Daivari... he'll kick your ass for 302 miles.

Fuck, ya'll are right.... Oh yeah, and Oklahoma beat Kansas last night. So dama probably has a reason to around posting about his team right now. I've never talked to him, but he seems alright. Hell, I bug my friends half the time about the Red Sox... and their all Braves fans.

Since everyone is in the mood to call out people... I'M CALLING OUT RAWMVP RIGHT NOW! HOW DID THE FUCKING STORY END?!

I've got that ending on tape... 5 times watching it later, I'm still marking out. That was the best ending I've seen on RAW since Randy Orton getting kicked out of Evolution. Evolution 2003-2005

Yeah, it's all a big scam really. The only cool thing in France is Gerard Depardieu. Are you trying to say the Eiffel Tower is not cool? GO TO HELL!

She's only the third girl to whom I've said it; the second one to whom I didn't mean it. I generally take the word "love" very seriously, but I can't explain what caused this slip up. Well you already said booze was involved, right?

That was a fucking good line.

Oh my God... Nedney, Mason and Rolle!? WE'RE FUCKED! WE'RE GONNA DIE IN THE AFC NEXT YEAR! LORD HELP THE TITANS! FUCK!

He should auction off one of his suits on the auction site and see how much it goes for.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LINK!?

Ok... this movie looks fucking awesome. When does it come out?

For a brief time, mainly during the Lesnar fued, Holly was using it as a finisher... There are exceptions.

Hard to say, though. Backlund could have been a heat magnet with his crazy old man gimmick. -=Mike He was getting tons of heat during his match with Bret Hart at Survivor Series 94. I thought he could've been a hell of a champion... then the Kliq stepped in.

The Yankee fans down here in Tennessee aren't threatning or anything, but they're still annoying. But there are an awful lot of Boston and Yankee fans down here. I was sitting in my college library and looked around. Including myself in a small library, I counted 4 Yankee hats, 3 Red Sox, and Cardinals hat. This was out of about 10 people in the library. Baseball is pretty big around here. The only time I ever had a problem with a Yankee fan was one who had a poster of Derek Jeter on his locker. It said "WINNER" at the bottom in big letters. Someone crossed it out and wrote loser in its place. And since I was the most vocal Red Sox fan.... I was the lead suspect. He got pissed off and shit, but we found who did it. I've never had any yankee fans rip off my Boston hat or anything like that. Have you seen a Devil Rays game when the Yankees are in town? 3/4 of the crowd is pro-Yankees!

The king of the Pokemon! FUCK PIKACHU! SQUIRTLE IS THE KING!

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Is that shovel and crutch on both sides? Oh my God that sucks!

And it's interactive too! This is some funny shit. I loved the underwater thing at the beginning. It's random stuff like that that can get a chuckle out of me.

I said it before and I'll say it again... IT HAS TO BE ICE TRAIN! BRING BACK ICE TRAIN!

Damn man... I never thought about that... I'm scared now you may be right.

Fuck, I could be the invisible post guy. I don't add much, and I just show a good botch video on General Wrestling every now and then....

Woody Paige is fucking awesome! And I'm a silent mark for the Adande Lounge.