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TIME OUT! When the fuck did that happen?

Anyone can be a champion on an EWR game. Right now, I got Mordecai of all people as the WWE Champion leading a stable of worshippers that include Daffney, Cena, Jay Lethal, and Ron Waterman. Now who would ever think of MORDECAI as WWE Champion?

This is an awesome thread guys. Hope it goes on forever. And one question... was there any worst song in WCW than American Males? I mean for the love of God...

At least Stamboli is fighting a big name like Mutoh and not some scrubs on Velocity...

Let's get Triple H over to Smackdown for one night and have him do the botched pedigree right on his head. That could straighten him up, put him in his place, and have to declare HHH God like everyone else on RAW.

I'm ok with that name. It could have been worse.... a lot worse.

I know I'm probably not supposed to bring up his name, but I was reading one of Scott Keith's reviews a while back, and he mentioned he thought his crossface looked a little funny, and then it hit him. The left arm looks to be smaller. I checked... and he was right. I'm more worried about Benoit then Angle.

First Carlito.... now the Tickler.... FUCK BOB HOLLY.

I thought Jackson should have gotten more possibly. He ran up there and punched a random guy for no reason it looked like from my view. What was his provication? What was his problem? What did Anthony Johnson do?

5 months ago, he became WWE Champion... and we wanted to kill everyone on the booking committee for making MOTHER FUCKING BRADSHAW WWE Champion... Fast foward to November... I see he has made fans out of a few of you. I will admit, his promos are pretty damn good. Has he gotten better in the ring? Well.... not really. So 5 months after he won the WWE title, do you buy into him as a credible champion, and do you find him entertaining?

10 extra gold doubloons says Savage joins the Kings of Wrestling at Turning Point.

They fired 10 wrestlers including Rico and Gail Kim and hired a whole lot of Diva Search chicks... WHAT THE FUCK?!

Who needs Hogan when you have this... http://snitskymania.ytmnd.com/

we'll see. Fuck that. I've always said it should be The C-Note. As The One And Only Rando, I leave this to be decided by a poll in this thread. Q: What should TSM refer to Mr. Shelton Benjamin's finisher as? a) That's MISTER Exploder b) The C-Note c) La Parka Pretty standard poll, which will run until 9 PM EST tonight. Randnote: My unofficial vote is "C" just so everybody on the boards yells "LA PARKA!!" whenever he hits it, thus confusing everyone who is not watching the show but reading the thread. The only reason I want it as that is because some guy on 411 wanted to see who could come up with the best name for his exploder.... and he picked mine! That's MISTER Exploder. I vote That's MISTER Exploder

And we STILL need a shot of Snitsky and Heidenrape facing off.

Well in this new era of Rando... I ask for one thing.... that we call Shelton's finisher "That's MISTER Exploder". That's all I ask.

MAVEN RUNS RAW FOR A WEEK! FAKE EYEBROWS AND FUCKING TIGHT TIGHTS FOR ONE WEEK! Maven: "Here Rosey, put these on..." *Maven hands Rosey a pair of tights about Maven's size.* Rosey: "But my nutsac will fall out of them." Maven: "I'M RUNNING THE SHOW DAMN IT! PUT THEM ON OR YOUR FIRED!"

JBL wins... The world mourns... Downhome celebrates.... Downhome's body is found two days later under the rioters.

I forgot about that... Damn... on a side note... he came down to Memphis last week for a 6-man tag. Lawler & Rock n' Roll Express vs. Stan Lane & Steve Kiern (Fabulous Ones) and announcer COrey Maclin. Negative stars of course... Holy shit.......are you serious? Why not throw The Midnight Express and Freebirds in there also? yeah. Last month, they had Terry Funk, Kamala, Koko B. Ware, Grandmaster Sexay, Rikishi, Mordecai, King Mabel, and Lawler all on one show. THe main event was Terry Funk & Corey Maclin (They love main eventing shitty announcers in Memphis these days, this guy has no fucking talent) vs. Lawler and Jimmy Hart (yes, the vermin lives). Hell... if ya'll would want me too... I could recap Memphis wrestling every week for the hell of it. I didn't even know Koko B. Ware was still alive Sounds like some disgustingly horrible wrestling action Koko is running around shocking people with a tazer gun. He's actually not doing too bad. Kid Kash is there too... so there is something good at least. And Bill Dundee still wrestles here too... and by wrestles, I mean barely moves and lets the other person wrestle himself. I gotta recap this stuff one day.... next week... Muggy presents Memphis Wrestling. Besides Kid Kash (Who I like) is there any actual good talent there? well, they have this young guy by the name of Johnny Dotson. I know ya'll have never heard of him probably. He's about as big as the Amazing Red (FUCKING SKINNY, but he's got some muscle though). The crowd really likes him for some reason. He can do some nice flying stuff. Derrick King ya'll might have heard of, very solid wrestler. Shock is a solid power guy (he used to Phatasia or something like that in the WWF before he actually got credibility). Kinda looks like Scott Steiner if Stenier dyed his hair back to black and had SOME talent. I'll explain more about the others when I recap it. But you gotta realize... it's the south. It's Memphis. You guys should know the deal about that shit around here.

I forgot about that... Damn... on a side note... he came down to Memphis last week for a 6-man tag. Lawler & Rock n' Roll Express vs. Stan Lane & Steve Kiern (Fabulous Ones) and announcer COrey Maclin. Negative stars of course... Holy shit.......are you serious? Why not throw The Midnight Express and Freebirds in there also? yeah. Last month, they had Terry Funk, Kamala, Koko B. Ware, Grandmaster Sexay, Rikishi, Mordecai, King Mabel, and Lawler all on one show. THe main event was Terry Funk & Corey Maclin (They love main eventing shitty announcers in Memphis these days, this guy has no fucking talent) vs. Lawler and Jimmy Hart (yes, the vermin lives). Hell... if ya'll would want me too... I could recap Memphis wrestling every week for the hell of it. I didn't even know Koko B. Ware was still alive Sounds like some disgustingly horrible wrestling action Koko is running around shocking people with a tazer gun. He's actually not doing too bad. Kid Kash is there too... so there is something good at least. And Bill Dundee still wrestles here too... and by wrestles, I mean barely moves and lets the other person wrestle himself. I gotta recap this stuff one day.... next week... Muggy presents Memphis Wrestling.

I forgot about that... Damn... on a side note... he came down to Memphis last week for a 6-man tag. Lawler & Rock n' Roll Express vs. Stan Lane & Steve Kiern (Fabulous Ones) and announcer COrey Maclin. Negative stars of course... Holy shit.......are you serious? Why not throw The Midnight Express and Freebirds in there also? yeah. Last month, they had Terry Funk, Kamala, Koko B. Ware, Grandmaster Sexay, Rikishi, Mordecai, King Mabel, and Lawler all on one show. THe main event was Terry Funk & Corey Maclin (They love main eventing shitty announcers in Memphis these days, this guy has no fucking talent) vs. Lawler and Jimmy Hart (yes, the vermin lives). Hell... if ya'll would want me too... I could recap Memphis wrestling every week for the hell of it.

I forgot about that... Damn... on a side note... he came down to Memphis last week for a 6-man tag. Lawler & Rock n' Roll Express vs. Stan Lane & Steve Kiern (Fabulous Ones) and announcer COrey Maclin. Negative stars of course...

Please tell me that's legit. That's FUCKING GOLD~!

Got allgold in driving school. BOOYAH~! Now.... when do you get the car races? I thought you were supposed to get them when you finished the school.