Open the Muggy Gate

Maybe with this gimmick, he'll break on through to the other side.

*Flips through the Bible* THIS BOOK DOESN'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS!

We can rebuild him... we just don't need to spend a lot of money.

Sandman with an armwringer and a hammerlock. I need a drink.

FUCKING DEATHSTARE

NOT VAL VENIS!

Man, I never thought Jeff Hardy could be more over... but the fans blew up for him.

A booker/lawler match? Ok, let's see that.

This is what I will picture every time I see pbone post.

The argument has been all over many different types of wrestling boards, but I really haven't seen much talk about it here. We know the deal with John Cena. He overcomes the odds, we get his gimmick, yada yada yada. But right now, could he really be the best wrestler there is in the WWE? And if he isn't it, where is he ranked on your list? Personally, I enjoy watching Finlay and Umaga more than any other wrestler on the roster, and those two are at the top of my list. Randy Orton in the past month has been really climbing up for me with his sadistic character really getting my eye. After that, it's John Cena for being the most consistent go-to guy on the entire roster. His match with Khali was not that bad, and his triple threat with Umaga and Khali was a pretty damn good TV WWE title match. And I gotta say I loved his match with Johnny Nitro on ECW recently. My only flaw with him right now is the STFU, but I think we've walked over that bridge enough. So what do you think?

Bingo. I could watch him vs. Finlay all day. That feud he had with him last year was so great.

WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT SUPER CRAZY?!

BETH PHOENIX LIVES!

He brought the Coat Hanger back! Yay!

NOT VAL VENIS~!

It's easier to imagine Patrick in Barker's place than Rosie O'Donnell. I think he would be a solid replacement. I can see someone already missing a putt on Hole In One and him saying "...The whiff..."

Kenny Mayne in the Cove, FTW

Yeah your right but its the consumers satisfaction that mattered... i just wasnt satisfied... Oh yeah i beleive HBK and CEna had a match on a raw pre or post Taboo Tueday 2005. Maybe you weren't satisfied... but the majority was. It's all about reaching the majority. They got the majority.

Ain't broke.... don't fix it...

Cena vs MIchaels was just plain dumb... wow their tag champs... wow he's gonna superkick him... was really bland and went nowhere.. Okay then edgehead, how would YOU have booked it? IMO, sometimes simplicity works best, and in this case, the storyline was simple, and it worked out really well to set up a match that actually wasn't supposed to be the Wrestlemania main event to begin with (HHH vs. Cena was gonna be that). It couldn't have been booked better in my eyes. How would you have booked it?

You put Batista vs. HHH on your list of awesome and don't include Cena vs. Michaels? You must be HYPED... for the critcal beatdown.

match backed by a nonsense story... That story was one of the best we had seen in a long time. Shawn Michaels wanting to hit Cena with the Chin Music at the perfect time. It was so well done and I give the E credit for building it and building it till the last moment. Edgehead, question. For you, what constitutes a great match? If you call Umaga/Cena and Cena/Michaels crap and mediocre respectively, what is your idea of awesome?

The commentary tracks for the Simpsons sets are great. Anytime Jon Lovitz or Conan O'Brien is on there, it's a goldmine. The Otto Show has a great one.

I had a 11 month WWE title reign for Mordecai who also had a stable called the Wrath of God which included a zombified Cena as his disciple. Yep.

My dad said he set his motorcycle on fire when he put his blunt down too close to the gasoline nearby in the 70s. That's how I learned never to do drugs.