Open the Muggy Gate

Starting tomorrow, I will be reviewing Memphis wrestling that comes on where I live. Why do you ask? I don't know. I want to spread the word on how far Memphis wrestling has fallen. That's all. To make it challenging for me, I will review on the fly with no tape recording. One view, one opinion, one federation. Memphis wrestling shall begin tomorrow.

Also, during the InVasion, Scotty 2 Hotty had made his return the previous week, and was in tag action with William Regal and possibly Tajiri against 3 Alliance stars. Regal has his opponent by the arm, and gestures to tag Scotty, who does his bouncing on the ropes bit to indicate his excitement at this idea. Sadly, Scotty was too excited and slipped from the rope to the floor. The whole crowd started laughing, even Regal started to smile. Scotty got back up, looked embarrassed, then tagged in. I thought he did it on purpose. The crowd cheered for him when he got back on the apron. How many WCW botches can we name? Shockmaster, Shockmaster, Shockmaster....

Meh... what the heck... include WCW in here. Heck, I through in an NWA one earlier. Another botch I remember.... not a known one, but it stood out to me. About 6-7 weeks after his debut, Brock was taking on Jeff Hardy. Jeff was looking for his sit down jawbreaker, but he couldn't even get his head under Brock's chin. The set-up took about 10 seconds to do. It sucked and showed how sloppy Jeff had become.

I really want to see the rating during Eddie's celebration, and his match with Chavo. That will be the teller in all this if Eddie is a draw on TV. But to us... WHO CARES? EDDIE FUCKING GUERRERO IS THE WWE CHAMPION!

RohWrestling.com says Ricky Steamboat will be the referee for the Pure Wrestling Title match at the 3/13 show. Yay!

Woah.. the Bahsams on the list? What is SK thinking?

How about when the Guerreros beat Haas and Benjamin for the titles on the night of the Ironman match? I think they were supposed to do a double flapjack and Haas took it as a backdrop. It looked brutal.

Thank you so much Deon Dark. That just lightened my day up.

And Lawler kept calling him Chinese. It was pretty stupid, yet funny at the same time.

How about Goldberg botching his entrance at Summerslam 2002? Elbow, elbow, SLIP!

I know it ain't WWE... but I still have to say one of the sickest things I've seen was the STYLES CLASH 03`~! tm Dames Inc. It's amazing Frankie Kazarian is still walking after that. Damn... forget about that one... I'm surprised Spike wasn't hurt as bad as he should have been.

Does anyone have that video of Triple H pedigreeing that jobber on his head? It was during his early career and I know someone has that as their avatar. That was a brutal botch.

About the RKwhOops, I think Jericho hurt it as well by not letting go of Batista's legs so he could sell it... but this ain't no Randy Orton sucks topic so.. back to the botching! How about the Undertaker's motorcycle botching when Hogan tried to ride it?

How about Mick Foley trying to do his diving elbow on the Rock at WM 2000, and missing by a couple feet. Ow.

Well, I couldn't find it, so I made this one. How about Scott Steiner at the Royal Rumble. That Tiger bomb he tried... he just blew that. And he botched a Diamond Cutter by falling backwards! Fall foward dummy!

Interesting show it looks like.

I remember that Steiner miss. That was hilarious. At RR 92' Ric Flair low blowed Undertaker... and he no-sold it! WTF?

I loved that one Austin did to Bret Hart. It came out of nowhere.

Seems like there are a lot of HBK haters... how many of you are from Canada?

This is a time for smarks around the world to rejoice. REJOICE~!

Man, has CZW fallen...

I third it... and I want a copy of this show.

Eddie Guerrero... WWE Champion... that may take some time to get used to. Congrats Eddie. Also last night proved that Brock is and will for a damn long time be a major player. That match with Guerrero was awesome. He can adapt to almost any style. Props to both men on a hell of a match.

Damn... just damn....

Well, their idea of stereotyping the French is using a guy from America and a guy from Canada. I don't know what this truly means...