Open the Muggy Gate

My worst/best idea ever was created in my head today... Umaga and the Great Khali taking the titles from HBK & Cena. What a fucking team...

And there's Pasty Bob trying to ruin the main event.

Oh come the fuck on. To me he has none. He wears the same garb, says the same shit, tries to sound like the Rock, but isnt remotely funny or entertaining to me. They are shoving the fucking guy down our throats!! He has had the belt 20 of the last 24 months??!! They can still sell his merchandise to the kiddies and little future ho's withou having to have the belt on him Didn't the Rock wear the same style of clothes and say some of the same shit all the time? I recall that working out real well for him.

I forgot about the over the top characters the gladiators started out with. MALIBU~!

Worst. Commercial. Ever. Oh come on. That commercial GETS. ME. PUMPED.

I still cannot get over that Raptors/Wizards game. Ruffin is just gonna get KILLED by the media. And Bosh's block at the end of overtime was great as well. And at the rate we're going, we may get possibly 7 more games between these two in the postseason.

So we got MONTHS till we get GTA IV, and I don't even have a next-gen system yet... and I'm still fucking stoked. This definitely looks like Liberty City to me (funny looking at all the idiot rubes on the Gamefaqs denying it and coming up with their own ideas). Perfect timing for me since I'm on a GTA kick. Just got done playing Vice City Stories that just came out for the PS2 weeks ago and I'm on Vice City right now, which is currently my favorite game ever right now.

Wait, did Leena REALLY tell her that Marvin had AIDS?

And the other KOAB is apparently a wild beast who does not speak English.

One of the KOAB's is angry.

I will say this, though this episode was great, Butters at Jesus Camp was probably the best stuff of the year.

Aw, come on... Not even a chuckle? Dude, you got TWO ... That never happens.

Have they used Hildog before? Because I have a feeling that could catch on.

If you turn it FX, RIGHT NOW, They got the GTA IV countdown going right now. 15 hours, 49 minutes, 10 seconds...

I cannot bitch at any of this. The British conspiracy, blinking 12, and Cartman saying his bigotry saved everyone had me rolling.

This doesn't end until we see cereal, sour cream, a football player hitting on Marvin's girl, three Mexicans talking like Eddie Guerrero, and a Ukranian.

Oh man, Elijah looked like he got fucked up on that somersault.

The "decent portion" are smarks and people who want to follow along with the smarks. We've been over this for two years and we need to face facts. John Cena is THE draw in the WWE right now. His name is out there. He gets people standing up. No matter where you go, he gets some reaction. You can hate him because he's not the great wrestler you think he should be and his gimmick got watered down because he turned face, but you can't help the fact the WWE wanted to make money off this guy knowing they had the ball rolling. He is their top name right now (The Undertaker can challenge that though) and we're gonna have to live with it. I've already started that a long time ago.

Got this off of DVDR who in turn got it from WWE.com who in turn got it from that homeless guy on the corner of MLK St. and 4th.

I felt it was needed. They've been building up that one kick for TWO months now.

That was such a fucking awesome kick.

Fuck, I remember sitting up near the bleachers at the Fed Ex Forum. BOOOOOOM. I can feel the heat all the way up there. I was amazed.

Kane has had the same gimmick and same character really for 10 years. And he is STILL getting the monster pops. Consistency I guess...

Oh dear God.

I"ll just go ahead and say it. I want to fuck the RGX girl.