Open the Muggy Gate

When did Kenny Mayne come back to Sportscenter? I hadn't seen him at the desk in forever.

Hey Rudo, what's your favorite soup these days?

Well Slayer named the one I was gonna say... so I'll go with This Saturday, I'm Gonna Do It!

Kafaybe wise, you'd think one of them would pick Cena or Michaels for their recent run. But then again, they've put Bobby on EVERY SHOW this week. Just amazing what they'll do to get the man over.

Best joke out of the whole show was Vagina Coast Guard.

Ya'll remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter made a TV out of a cardboard box and attached it to his waist? I don't know why, but Marvin all of a sudden reminds me of that episode.

shit, the whole south is getting hit with a wave of storms. It's been pretty bad up and down.

http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/ tick, tick, tick....

Jamal Lewis got cut. Where the hell did that come from?

Eh, I got an irrational hate for the Spurs. I'll take any team in the land not named the Spurs, and I'll be happy as long as the games are awesome.

Oh man, naiwf is on drugs now.

That is the greatest thing I've seen this year. That'll be tough to top.

Does anyone see San Antonio sneaking in there and fucking up everyone one's hope for a Dallas vs. Phoenix Western Conference final? They always seem to pull something together come playoff time, and I'm worried.

That's twice in two weeks I've seen Sign Guy get a piece on him. The fuck?

Snitsky is King Kong Bundy with a dietician and HGH.

Now I'm a Tennessee fan and all and I'm loving this... but what the hell happened to Florida?

Holy Fuck! That looked sick. Well there's our generation's Theisman.

Trapped Backcracker. SHIT that had to hurt.

Hawk 34 is now 15-1-1 in explanations.

WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT TODD CHAMPION OF THE WCW PATRIOTS?

The Skittles are out of control.

Khali monster bump. And masters nearly fucking dies from a chair shot.

Okay, this is a pretty awesome brawl.

Lindsey vs. Umaga!

Concerned John Cena Fan Who Hates Edge tops all concerned fans.